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Are_grits_groceries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 02:43 PM
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Whoa! Throw a couple of these at an intruder....
Edited on Thu Mar-19-09 02:43 PM by Are_grits_groceries

Titan Beetle - Adults can grow up to 6.5 inches (16.7 cm) in length<1>. It is said that their mandibles can snap pencils in half and cut into human flesh. Adult titan beetles do not feed, they simply fly around to find mates.

http://www.myconfinedspace.com/page/3/

if these ever make it to SC and can survive, I will be getting a gun.
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canetoad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 02:48 PM
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1. Wow, I'd love to see one of these
I have the greatest respect and admiration for the insect world.
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Greyskye Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 02:49 PM
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2. On the next episode of BUGS:

"Big Bug Big Bug - Whatcha' gonna do? Whatcha' gonna do when it comes for you?"


:evilgrin:
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rampart Donating Member (192 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 02:50 PM
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3. if these make it to louisiana
we'll get a pot!
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Ezlivin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 02:51 PM
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4. Now THAT'S a bad case of head lice
But they'd be easy to spot, though.....




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Arkansas Granny Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 03:05 PM
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5. If you called an exterminator, you'd want to warn him to come armed.
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Systematic Chaos Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 04:00 PM
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6. We already have a species of ground beetle (LasVegas) which grows to about 5 inches.
They're ugly as fuck, fly, and are enough to scare me into cardiac arrest when I see them occasionally during the summer. They're a rarity but they do exist. They look just like the picture in the OP, only about the size of the child's palm rather than the whole hand.


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onethatcares Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 04:10 PM
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7. finally, something to use instead of cube steak.
mixed with mac and cheese, you'll have a hearty meal.:silly:
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Gin Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Mar-19-09 04:21 PM
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8. pure protein ...HA!
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