Pope condemns 'evil' and 'sorcery.'

[SpiralHawk]

LUANDA, Angola — Pope Benedict XVI appealed to the Catholics of Angola on Saturday to reach out to and convert believers in witchcraft who feel threatened by "spirits" and "evil powers" of sorcery.

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http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/03/21/pope-condemns-evil-powers_n_177621.html

[SpiralHawk]

1. "He's just saying that. Smirk." - xCommander AWOL Bush

"Our boyos always talk smack about evil and sorcery. Doublethink kool aid for the proles. Bwaa ha ha ha ha. Smirk."

- XCommander AWOL Skull & Boner Bush (R)

[hlthe2b]

2. Pope forbids the use of mirrors....

:eyes:

[formercia]

18. I wonder if Garlic was taken off the menu as well.

The Italian Chef was apoplectic. "What, no Garlic?"

[greenbird]

3. except his

of course

[madrchsod]

4. really? i thought the church was founded on those principals

the church co-opted every pagan ritual in europe to convert the people to the one true church

[nichomachus]

5. Just before he said the magic words to turn bread and wine into Jesus

[cherish44]

6. I blame Harry Potter!

[Deja Q]

8. Hey, he's not nekkid in that pic!

:wow:

Of course, they all look like anorexic Tinky Winky figures or, if nothing else, something left behind by Grimace's intestinal tract after eating one too many uncooked Big Macs...

[Deja Q]

7. But with those sunglasses, he's either masquerading as a pop star,

or, like some he's defended, thinks that young boys have nice popsicle sticks. x(

[Hepburn]

9. Well, blessed be to the Pope person....

...btw: Pope, karma is for real. Please remember that as you cover up for the child molesters in your church.

:hi:

[mitchum]

10. Only Roman Voodoo is acceptable!

[skooooo]

16. this just isn't fair nt

[saltpoint]

11. Can I still keep my Lena Horne records?

[ravenna_windream]

12. Pope Palpatine condemns once more...on another note

Blessed Ostara everyone!!!

[saltpoint]

13. thank you for the blessing.

All good wishes to you and yours as well.

[juno jones]

22. And a blessed equinox to you

:)

Welcome!

[pipi_k]

14. Oh, the irony is just too fabulous!

Mr Pope Person carting his holy ass all over the so-called "savage" nations trying to convince the people that HIS brand of sorcery (complete with holy ghosts, spirits, angels, and a blazing pit called Hell guarded by the head Demon) is waaaaay better, and makes more sense, than theirs.

[skooooo]

15. Sorcery??!!

Oh come on! Sorcery isn't all that bad is it??

:rofl:

[lilgayghostgirl]

17. OMFG! Is that really a picture of him? Jeezus, he

has this really devious look on his face. Kinda like someone who is looking you in the eye while he plunges a knife in your gut. That's freaky!

[nichomachus]

26. Kind of reminds you of this

[marmar]

19. Won't that leave Pope Egghead Benedict out of a job?

n/t

[L. Coyote]

24. If so, will he still wear dresses?

[greendog]

20. I found a photo of Benny, from a few years ago.

Notice the halo above his head.

[Generic Other]

21. I now want to convert to witchcraft because of him

where do I sign up?

[old mark]

23. Fuck him....nt

[Canuckistanian]

25. Eeeeeevil!

[rcrush]

27. The irony is so thick...

Especially if you heard some of the rumors about the pope.