best freeper misspelling in ages.

[cali]

This is a classic.

To: Lou Budvis
Secretly she wants a far right, anti-feminist (shovenist-AKA real man) husband to tell her to shut up!

[liberalhistorian]

1. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Daayum, that's a great find! That does, indeed, take the cake, not to mention wrapping it all up. It's hugh, it's series, and it casts asparagus all in one shot!

[Atman]

2. Gol durn, he wuz the shovenist man I ever done seen!

Damned near shoved her right out the winder one time...shoved to the floor just t'other day. Shovenist bastid I ever laid eyes on!

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[ixion]

3. even spell checkers can't help the freepers...

I'm sure it didn't turn up 'chauvinist' as a recommendation. :rofl:

[cali]

5. I don't think they even have spell check over there in that antiquated

den of morans.

[dflprincess]

14. If the spelling is bad enough, spell check won't help you.

Though Word's spellcheck did suggest "chauvinist" as a replacement for shovenist.

"shovenist" - probably a good word to describe an abuser.

[dustbunnie]

9. Chauvinist is too French for a Freeper.

No self-respecting Freeper would invoke "French" spelling. He was probably translating. :D

For some reason, this faux pas reminds me of Shrubbie's infamous quote: "The trouble with the French is that they have no word for entrepreneur."

DU's spell checker came up with "sheeniest," "shovels," and "horniest" among other options.

[ixion]

10. yeah, that quote came to my mind as well

and I think you're probably right.

[depakid]

20. Especially when the problem isn't spelling

but grammar and word usage.

[Toucano]

4. Shovenists will always stand behind you

to give you that little extra push you sometimes need.

[MineralMan]

6. Shovenist? Isn't that the title for those Japanese workers

who push more people onto their transit trains?

[Occam Bandage]

7. Real men shove fuckin' everybody.

[annabanana]

8. (probably the source of the poor freep's confusion). . . n/t

[Coventina]

11. That does rank up there with "screwn" and "casting asparagus"

:rofl:

[Saphire]

22. I liked the woman who "berried" her husband. Poor soul.

[rateyes]

12. If you want another laugh, google "shovenist"

[Toucano]

13. Sweet Zombie Jesus!

That's too much. :rofl:

[tabbycat31]

15. LMAO

that is great.

[rateyes]

16. They are hooct on foniks.

[rateyes]

17. Shovenist defined:

One who is bigoted towards shovens.

[Tierra_y_Libertad]

18. I thought it was somebody from Shovenia or Shovakia.

[Raine]

19. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

:spray: :rofl:

[MissMarple]

21. Speling is for librul commie god hating frinch SOSHULISTS!

Dare I posit the standard freeper response?

[trayfoot]

23. They are stupid...and damned proud of it!

[malaise]

24. Hahahahaahahahahaha

Poor Fweepers :rofl:

[Zorro]

25. Here's another fresh one

newt sucks... I despsie the rat bastard!

[burning rain]

26. My favorite recent misspelling is "witch" in place of "which."

Also had an old friend who wrote "kitchen" "ciction."

[Individualist]

27. ...as in shovenist where the sun don't shine?