madamesilverspurs
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:22 AM
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does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
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Mira
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:25 AM
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1. Well none - if it's a needed bulb - they will say NO and light a candle. |
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:57 AM
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7. or not accept the free bulb and prefer to curse the darkness instead |
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Sat Apr-04-09 10:37 AM
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:27 AM
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2. PROBLEM? YOU NEED A TAX CUT! now we cannot afford the light bulb |
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:28 AM
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3. What? Tell that goddamned servant to do it--he's a Democrat, after all! |
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:29 AM
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4. none, they only screw the poor. nt |
Cirque du So-What
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:51 AM
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5. Republicans don't screw in lightbulbs, silly! |
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They screw in airport restrooms.
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:54 AM
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6. Four hundred and sixty two. |
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Twelve to investigate Clinton's involvement in the failure of the old bulb, twenty-three to deregulate the light bulb industry, sixteen to cut funding for alternative lighting R&D, thirty-four to cut the tax rate on light bulbs, fifty-three to design a block grant so the states can change the bulb, forty-one to talk with defense contractors about night-vision gear instead, and two hundred and eighty-three to pass a law making it illegal to discuss naked bulbs (or screwing anything) on the Internet.
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Sat Apr-04-09 09:58 AM
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8. Only two, but I'd guarantee |
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that at least one of them is faking it.
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Sat Apr-04-09 10:39 AM
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