arcadian
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:17 PM
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Well, I'm off to waterboard and torture my neighbor! See ya around! |
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I'm feeling a little puckish so I think I'll do that towel twisted around the neck slamming his head up against the wall thing too. Then tomorrow I'm off to the beach for a mini va-kay.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:20 PM
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1. Tomorrow, it will be in the past. |
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And we shouldn't get caught up in 'oo did what to 'oo.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:21 PM
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2. Just taking me's orders in stride, not bothering to think much ya know. Why Change Now? |
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:23 PM
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4. Only change we need is washing our dirty hands. |
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Shoulda done it *during* the waterboarding. Opportunity knocking and all.
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arcadian
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:23 PM
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3. That is true, I'm hoping that people will be able to move forward |
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after I've committed such a heinous crime act.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:38 PM
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12. Oh, sure they will. No looking back, only moving forward |
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allowed now. And if anybody does complain, just say your boss told you it was okay and it'll all go away.
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arcadian
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:45 PM
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13. Hell, if they complain, I'll just slam their head into a wall 30 times. |
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There won't be any complaining after that and I'll walk.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:52 PM
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14. Oh, hell yeah. Nuthin wrong with a little head slamming |
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now and again. One would simply have to be a legal genius to even suspect that there could be anything wrong with doing that.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:24 PM
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5. I'd do the same, but my iron maiden is still in the shop. |
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I knew I should have bought an American one. Parts on foreign ones cost a fortune.
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arcadian
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:26 PM
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6. Don't worry, we got a new one. It's called "scorpion in a coffin" |
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I'm gonna copyright that name by the way.
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:57 PM
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16. If you just black out the word "scorpion" and keep |
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talking about caterpillars, nobody will know the difference.
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arcadian
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:00 AM
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17. We'll call it "Gumdrops and kittens in a magic sack full of sunshine" |
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It makes stress positions easier to endure.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:08 AM
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18. No, no, not stress positions, just sitting in a box or resting |
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against a wall. Please, lets use the right terminology here!
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arcadian
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:22 AM
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19. Well, I mean, that's all it is, like a "time-out area" |
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Edited on Fri Apr-17-09 12:22 AM by arcadian
"Gumdrops and kittens in a magic sack full of sunshine" does not equal, placing a scorpion in a coffined size box with a human being in it. It's more like sitting down in a chair in an open air cafe enjoying a latte and having a conversation with an old friend you have just bumped into on the street.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:30 AM
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20. Oh, of course. What could possibly be more pleasant than |
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a little time out? It could even be relaxing and rejuvenating. Nothing to investigate here, let's just move forward and enjoy the rest of our lives.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:40 AM
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21. I picture a Zen garden with a nice path, coi pond, |
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tree ferns, some soothing tranquil music playing in the background, something like "Humpback Whale song". Damn. They should be PAYING us to torture, stress position, clear their qi for them.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:52 AM
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24. They'd LOVE the whale song. I'd prefer a good Terrapin |
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or Stella Blue, but I know that your neighbors certainly could have no objections to being put in a box with a few little bugs to listen to some good music. Who would?!?
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:28 PM
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7. Well, you know what they say |
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Can't spell impunity (or immunity) without U-N-I-T-Y
Let's all join hands...
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:28 PM
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8. I have to walk my dog. I hope I don't meet any courageous or dedicated people on the street. |
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:29 PM
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9. My neighbors are already tortured by the economy. Maybe we'll head to the other side of the tracks |
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to waterboard a few executives. And rape their children. :sarcasm:
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:30 PM
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10. Just go to bed and dream, it will be better. |
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:34 PM
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11. I'll bring the bugs!! |
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Thu Apr-16-09 11:54 PM
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15. But you MUST be transparent about it and post the details here tomorrow |
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That's the only way we can Move On.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:44 AM
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22. As long as you have a memo from the Attorney General saying it is legal... |
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..what... don't have that?
False equivalence then.
FAIL
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arcadian
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:51 AM
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23. Yeah, I saw that scene from Clear & Present Danger too. |
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:55 AM
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25. Hmm... maybe I'll have to watch that.... |
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I was referring to the memos that were released today that showed the Attorney General of the US validating to the CIA that the techniques were not unlawful.
I don't know the movie/tv show you are talking about.. but I'll have to check it out.
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:56 AM
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26. I told him to say he had permission from his boss already |
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Edited on Fri Apr-17-09 12:56 AM by kas125
Don't worry, that's already been covered.
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arcadian
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Fri Apr-17-09 12:58 AM
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And he has pre approved everything that I do. Carte Blanche baby!
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Fri Apr-17-09 01:00 AM
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28. Might I suggest a nice round of woolding? |
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It's cheap, easy, fast and extremely painful.
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