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Sun Apr-01-07 09:45 AM
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The Five Reasons I am becoming a Republican |
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1) The installation of an electrified fence along the border or US and Mexico is the only way that we can save our country from the internal collapse that millions of Mexicans, who use our education, welfare, and medicare systems, are actively trying to cause in response for us taking Texas and California in legal wars more than a hundred years ago.
2) Global warming is a conspiracy by the liberal left wing media to get us all to wear short shorts and bright colored tank tops year round so that by dressing as the homosexuals we will be fooled into thinking that there is nothing wrong with that type of lifestyle. If it were up to them, we’d all be wearing ass-less chaps.
3) The homosexual agenda is threatening to educate our children to become tolerant of other people and practices. There will be no tolerance in my United States of America.
4) I also believe that flag burning should be punished by execution.
5) I also believe that we should nuke the entire middle east and turn that sand into a glass parking lot. If we don’t do this, they will follow us home and start trying to…..April Fools
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Sun Apr-01-07 09:52 AM
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Sun Apr-01-07 09:52 AM
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2. wow. you sound like my brother in law. |
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except he'd like to nuke latin america too. it's a good thing you're kidding. i forgot it's april fools day.
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Sun Apr-01-07 09:55 AM
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3. Oh, and I could be pro-life and support the war ! |
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Not to mention make sure every "pro-life" baby will never have access to proper nutrition, a roof over his head and healthcare.....so I don't have to pay MORE TAXES !
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Sun Apr-01-07 09:56 AM
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4. This is good. Thanks NightWatcher |
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Don't forget this reason - 'If a Republican is not president I cannot get into heaven'
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:00 AM
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:05 AM
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8. isn't that the standard freeper response for everything? |
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:03 AM
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6. Can you Drive on a glass parking lot? |
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:05 AM
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10. Diamond studded tires |
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very chic. Drive like Paris Hilton.
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:07 AM
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11. Maybe not, but you can strap fatback to your feet... |
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:05 AM
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7. Oh you got me good there well nearly. |
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:05 AM
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9. Funny yet hauntingly accurate of Repuke beliefs |
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Sun Apr-01-07 10:09 AM
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12. LOL- You had me going there for a bit-- |
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I was getting all fired up with a big response when
you dropped the ball!
You got me!
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Sun Apr-01-07 11:05 AM
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13. You had me hyperventilating for a second. Perfect! n/t |
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Sun Apr-01-07 11:10 AM
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14. I was REALLY wondering just why this hadn't been locked yet! |
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Well played, indeed!
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Sun Apr-01-07 11:12 AM
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15. This should be in DU Lounge with the rest of the April Fool's jokes! |
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