US Swine Flue Cases show Ethnic Trends

[BelgianMadCow]

As scientists across the nation focus on the flu outbreak, initial reports claim Republican to Democratic infection occurence rate is 4 to 1.
Transmission however seems to be faster in Democratic circles as many republicans are found to have already been carrier of swinetic viruses, making them partially immune to the newest outbreak.

The severity of the observed symptoms is being graded on the experimental Scale of Limbhancoult, also dubbed the "tridiotic" scale. Result interpretation is underway, and citizens are encouraged to add their own observations via the Government Watchpig Program.