Miss California Bible USA Carrie Prejean's Topless Photos Surface

[FreeState]

http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/05/miss-california-bible-usa-goes-topless.html

Self-proclaimed bible thumper Miss California, Carrie Prejean, should start pointing the finger at herself for her own indiscretions. TheDirty.com has received exclusive images of the homophobic debutante that would clearly strip her of her Miss California crown. So much for being a good role model for the state of California Carrie. Looks like your Dirty photo shoot makes you a sinner too. I decided.

[smalll]

1. This thread is useless without pics.

(It had to be said.)

At the same time, maybe we shouldn't be too hard on her; after all, as I'm given to understand, sexting and suchlike are rather common amongst the Indigo Children generation. (What a great leap forward in human evolution they all are, really.) :shrug:

[cboy4]

2. Here she is looking up what Jesus would say about showing off her boobs

[crikkett]

62. LOL

[sakabatou]

3. O NOES! Not "side-boob!"

[smalll]

5. Did someone say side-boobs?

[shadowknows69]

20. Eww, that is literally the first picture I've seen of this woman

Those breasts are considered beautiful? I think not.

[sammytko]

51. Thats not her. That is Kelly Bensimmon from Real housewives of NYC. nt

[shadowknows69]

53. Same Barbie doll different city

[liquid diamond]

66. Sick. Why do women mutilate themselves so guys can salivate

over their chests? Fucking pathetic.

[WorseBeforeBetter]

71. There's gotta be an urbandictionary.com term for that gap in between.

I've heard "east and west," but I guess that's old school.

Honestly, does anyone out there find that attractive? They look hard and you can clearly see ridges (I forget the awfulplasticsurgery.com term). And from a purely functional standpoint, how well do those babies squeeze together for certain, uh, activity? How easily do those things rupture?

I guess there are "good" boob jobs out there, but this is not an example.

(On edit: This was supposed to be in response to #5 -- too lazy to change it.)

[Binka]

4. Oops God Isn't Happy Carrie

What a crock! FUCKWITTAGE!

[grantcart]

6. Oh please dear Lord have some girl on girl photos.

[SpartanDem]

7. AMEN

[Vektor]

8. I couldn't care less if she has pics of her big plastic boobs all over the internets.

But she really ought to shut her big, fat, judgmental pie-hole about the perceived sins of others. She's no angel herself.

[Name removed]

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[wellst0nev0ter]

11. Yes.

Touching yourself at night kills puppies. Do you have a thing against puppies? ;)

[KG]

21. it's the kittens that pay for self pleasure...

[LiberalFighter]

26. As a supporter of spaying and neutering... I would have to support masturbating then.

[Vickers]

24. I'm gonna go with "no."

:P

[Viking12]

34. every time a sperm dies, baby jesus cries

[crikkett]

60. brag about it and you might be tombstoned

oops I was too slow

[autorank]

10. k*r And here's an update

(This is so typical, but here goes;)

"Alicia Jacobs, Entertainment Reporter at KVBC in Las Vegas, has seen all six of the photos and says some are much more revealing. Alicia believes the flicks may have been taken after Carrie’s pageant-financed breast augmentation about six weeks ago. Hmmm…These explosive pictures could be devastating for Miss California, whose anti-gay marriage campaign recently resulted in a partnership with the National Organization for Marriage and helped to make made her increasingly popular with right-wing conservatives."

[Pacifist Patriot]

16. It's bound to make her even more popular with some right-wing conservatives.

But I suspect her popularity will be in their closets. ;)

[Hepburn]

40. Or...

...in the bathroom.

[KharmaTrain]

18. "Flicks"?

Sounds more like a video than stills. And supposedly done AFTER her transplants and while she was surely participating in pagents...now ain't that special.

Now why wasn't I surprised about the pics. The timing is very interesting. Whip up the controversy, get the attention and try to parlay it into interviews, pictorals and maybe even something bigger. I smell Reality Show next...

[LiberalFighter]

27. I wonder what the impact will be on the California pageant for supplying the implants?

[nxylas]

47. Hmm...

So, they've got 5 other photos that are more revealing but they're not releasing them yet? Something about that sets off my bullshit detector. Can we expect them to be released at the same time as the Michelle Obama "whitey" tape? I may be proved wrong here, but why hold back if the aim is to embarrass her?

[badgerpup]

55. Hmmm....

I seem to remember that Vanessa Williams lost her Miss America crown when pics of her Playboy shoot came to light.
Ms. Williams had only the...er...advantages with which she was born.
She didn't claim to have an overly religious-controlled (and controlling) background either.

So...does this mean that if a "Miss __________ (state name goes here)" gets fake tits, and is photographed for a whacking-rag while sporting them and then goes on the bible-thumping circuit (while having no real understanding of what she's thumping about), then it's somehow OK and she gets to keep her "Miss _______ (state)" crown?

:wtf:

What am I missing here?

[DCKit]

64. With all the controversy she's been generating, you'd almost think she was trying to supplant...

Sarah the Moose-Killer as #1 Republic Shooting Star. Now she's just 'baiter meat.

So sad.

[Political Tiger]

12. Those who live in glass houses (with fake boobs)

should not cast stones! ;)

[rsmith6621]

13. Were They Taken Before The Paid Boob Job

...That's the real question....Inquiring Minds Must Know..

[SpiralHawk]

14. Yet another typical Republicon Homelander hypocrite

What a freaking pack of hypocrites the republicon homelanders are

[Bluenorthwest]

15. Let's face it. No matter what party or leaning

the people who make the choice to do the 'one man, one woman' routine are simply putting up a smoke screen. Taking a stand against marriage equality is tantamount to a confession of what they call sin on the part of the speaker. That terminology is the lexicon of grifters and frauds, of bigots and self proclaimed holy folk. Those who use it are a sort of family bound by the use of hate as a distraction from their own lives. Don't look at my corruption, adultery, exhibitionism and greed...look at the homosexuals!
Enough of her and those who speak in those terms of relgious hatred toward their neighbors.

[LynneSin]

17. Was that picture done before or after the fake side-boob job?

And all I see is her topless but her back towards you - there is no showing of the breast so I highly doubt her title would be stripped. I mean Vanessa Williams not only was showing boobs but also doing erotic photos. (and personally, she's probably the one Miss USA winner that has actually made a name for herself - she's done better because her title was stripped from her)

[LiberalFighter]

28. But only because she had a little talent.

[spanone]

19. just a matter of time - her moral standing is noted

[Triana]

22. Miss California thinks gay marriage is unnatural and not what God intended.

... Like her breasts, which now appear in a booby-spread? Interesting.

What a good little hypocrite!

[Hepburn]

43. Soooooooo....love between two people of the same sex is...

..."unnatural", but "fake boobs" are OK?

:eyes:

[reggie the dog]

23. it says she had breast enlargement done with the pageant money

I guess not being happy with the body we are born with is a sign of a good Christian too.

[undeterred]

25. Who cares?

Are liberals supposed to be prudes now?

[grace0418]

31. It's the hypocrisy that's the issue.

I don't care if someone wants to do a nude photo shoot. But I do care if that person is also going around on her high horse, talking about being biblically correct, calling out those dirty, evil gays for wanting to *GASP* get married.

Oh, and she wants to be Miss Whatever but she doesn't seem to think any of the pageant rules apply to her.

[liquid diamond]

67. In all fairness

I don't think she ever called gays dirty and evil.

[grace0418]

68. I never said she did.

I said she called them out. The dirty and evil part is implied by all those fundamentalist lunatics who have embraced her for her "bravery".

[IDemo]

29. I was hoping this thread would include a pic of some nice Opposites n/t

[grace0418]

30. dupe.

Sorry.

[progressoid]

54. Down thread...:)

[formercia]

32. This is connected to their latest meme: Bimbo the Elephant

Now, Silvio Berlusconi is trying to stuff the Italian legislature with Bimbos.Then there's Palin. I see a reich-wing trend here.

Then there's the old Coltergeist standby.

I guess they can't find men strident enough for their propaganda.

[Pachamama]

33. OMG!!! She isn't even a real blonde!!!!

:eyes:

[WeDidIt]

35. Don't. Fuck. With. The Lives. Of. Gay Men.

I have found from reading the internet that some of the best investigative bloggers are gay men.

If you fuck with them over some "family values" bullshit, you had damned well better be so squeaky clean in your own personal life that even Jesus Christ himself will think you a prude, or else it will be found out.

Overall, the gay community is made up of very bright people. I would hazard a guess and say that comparing the gay community to the overall human community, the gay community is measurably more intelligent. They put their intelligence to use to protect their own.

And God bless 'em that they do that, too.

[Occulus]

57. AND we have drag queens on our side.

I lived with a drag queen for a summer and, well... I saw a lot.

Drag queens are the Gay CIA. :D

[Ilsa]

36. What will Fixed News say?

I was wondering if she had the photos done ages ago before she "found Jesus." But it looks like the photos may be pretty recent.

[Wednesdays]

46. "It's all the Democrats' fault"

You can bank on it. Either that, or they'll identify her as a liberal or Democrat.

[jazzjunkysue]

48. Wrong. It's Clinton's fault.

Geez.

[phatkatt]

52. They will show the pics over and over to reinforce the outrage!

"Lets see them again! Scandalous!"

[DainBramaged]

37. (sigh) I've seen a better one on a cow

[Dreamer Tatum]

56. You go around looking at cow titsand compare them to humans?

Wow.

[DainBramaged]

61. You bust people's ballz for lookin at cow tits?

[Binka]

70. Titsand? Is That Like Balldirt? Or Crotchmud?

You are tedious and BORING. :boring: Bye now.

[Hepburn]

38. WWJD?

She just HAD to open her mouth and down gay marriage. I guess she NEVER thought that people would start taking a long, hard look at her when she pointed her "christian" finger at others.

Wonder what else is going to come out about her? :shrug:

[LynneSin]

39. She talks about how unnatural gay marriage is but the only thing unnatural are her breasts & hair

nuff said

[cbc5g]

41. Red states consume MUCH more porn than blue states sooo....

This will likely just make them like her more.

[Hepburn]

42. One of the photos has been published:

Riddle me this, OK?

Carrie Prejudice says that these are photos taken of her as a "teen." So how in the hell does she has her Miss California boobs in those allegedly teen pics?

:shrug:

[WeDidIt]

58. She's trying to scare peopel from putting them out there

Saying they are from when she was a "teen" infers they are child pornography.

[Hepburn]

59. I totally agree....

...and "teen" also includes ages 18 and 19 which although teen years, she would be the age of majority.

Carrie Prejean...what a piece of work.

:hi:

[Dappleganger]

44. Showing us all the Jesus gave her...

and then some. Yes, your momma should be PROUD.

/s

[nichomachus]

45. The great thing about being a professional Christian

is that when you're found to be a fucking hypocrite, you go on TV, cry for a minute or two, say you prayed to Jesus for forgiveness -- and everything is forgotten. You get a complete do-over.

If you're not a professional Christian, whatever you do follows you for the rest of your life.

Notice how no one talks about Diaper Dave Vitter today, but John Edwards has been dragged through the mud every day for six months.

[jazzjunkysue]

49. How anyone could confuse christianity with pageants is beyond me.

They all look like porn stars in the heels and rinestones and fake eyelashes.

It's mild porn, so, that's not where I go for my spiritual education.

[L0oniX]

50. A pr0n star in the making.

pic here --> http://joemygod.blogspot.com/2009/05/miss-california-bible-usa-goes-topless.html

[applegrove]

63. So she's been used by a photographer as a teen, and now as a young adult by the religeous right.

I feel sorry for her. Maybe she is shrewd and hopes to get famous out of this. But I doubt it.

[Deja Q]

65. If only she won with her sharp mind and natural body, instead of making it unnatural and proving

she's dumb as a shitted brick either way...

Strip her of her crown. Strip her of everything. Except the implants. They mean more to her than the little book she likes to cherrypick quotes out of. :)

(I cherrypick out of it too - mostly the stuff these nitwits like to pretend don't exist, however...)

[Hugabear]

69. Good. Destroy the hypocritical hatemonger

She's given a chance in the national spotlight, in a friggin' beauty pageant, and what does she decide to do with her 15 minutes of fame? Spew that good old Christian hate, that's what. Yep, making sure that two people of the same sex can't marry is that important to her. All of these hate-mongering fundie types need to be exposed for the hypocritical assholes they are. They need to be ridiculed on a daily basis, to the point where they can't walk down the street without people pointing and laughing. We need to make this sort of hatred as unacceptable in our society as marching around wearing a SS uniform.