Complete this pattern. Like an SAT question.

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

We didn't torture anybody, OK we waterboarded but that's not torture, OK it's torture but we got vital information, OK we didn't get vital information but Nancy Pelosi knew about it too, ___________________

[malaise]

1. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Nancy tortured us into torturing. :rofl:

[stop the bleeding]

2. pumpkin pie

Yummy!

[rucky]

3. OK Pelosi didn't know about it but we didn't torture anybody.

lather. rinse. repeat.

[flvegan]

4. Ok, Pelosi didn't just know about it, she demanded it. Ok, she didn't

really demand it, but Bill Clinton had Hillary make it look like she did.

Erego, it's all Bill Clinton's fault.

[Justitia]

5. You should have put "fuck Pelosi" in the title or something to get more attention to your post.

Sorry, everyone is busy right now talking about how Pelosi is getting her payback for grudges past.

We don't have time to actually talk about waterboarding / torture / war crimes.

Yes, I know, everyone around us is actually confessing to torture today - but we got to get back to this Pelosi thing.

Sorry.

[polichick]

6. ...so let's forget the whole thing and move forward.

[pscot]

7. The only reason Pelosi is demanding a truth commission

Is to make it look like we tortured. We didn't torture anybody. OK.....Pelosi knew about it too. The only reason...