Miss California Resists Temptation (except when she can't)

[NNN0LHI]

http://www.progressivepuppy.com/the_progressive_puppy/2009/05/miss-california-resists-temptation-except-when-she-cant.html

Carrie Prejean who denounced same-sex marriage at the Miss USA Beauty Pageant, lost the contest, and then publicly aligned herself with the wingnuts at NOM, appeared yesterday on Christian radio to share her "struggle" with listeners.

Dr. James Dobson of Focus on the Family interviewed the diminutively-minded Miss California, saying this about her answer to Perez Hilton's marriage question: "You did one of the most courageous things I've seen anybody your age or anybody else do. What was going on inside your mind?" (Besides, y'know, the frollicking of moths.)

Chirped Carrie: "I felt as though Satan was trying to tempt me in asking me this question. And then God was in my head and in my heart saying: Do not compromise this. You need to stand up for me and you need to share with all these people. You need to witness to them and you need to show that you're not willing to compromise that for this title of Miss USA."

So Prejean believes she was being temped by Old Scratch. Tested by Mephistopheles. Beguiled by Beelzebub. Did Satan also tempt her into getting breast implants and posing for nude photos? snip

[Vickers]

1. The power of bewbies COMPELS you! The power of bewbies COMPELS you!

:P

[lunatica]

9. The power of Born Again New Bewbies!

Discard the old sinful ones that were in those photos! God must like them 'cause he spoke to her after she got them...

[east texas lib]

2. No, that was part of God's Divine Plan...

You know, the one that only people like Benny Hinn have apparently been let in on.;-)

[onager]

5. I think you're onto something...

Like this guy, as well:

It is impossible to imagine the universe run by a wise, just and omnipotent God, but it is quite easy to imagine it run by a board of gods. If such a board actually exists it operates precisely like the board of a corporation that is losing money.--H.L. Mencken

[Robb]

14. Ah, Brother Mencken

Always appropriate. :)

[tabasco]

3. More proof that religion rots the brain.

Fairy tales to help us overcome the fear of death.

[madrchsod]

4. the lord works in mysterious ways.....

the lord commanded the california pageant official to pay for her new boobies so she could praise the lord on the tee-vee.

do`t blame these mere mortals--they were doing god`s work here on earth!


:rofl:

[Mudoria]

6. I'd be happy to share a few temptations with her...

[lunatica]

7. Well we all know she chose NOT to be a lesbian right?

Don't all women make this exact same choice?

Funny how it's bigots who God actually talks to one on one, isn't it?

[Luv nut]

8. *rolling eyes*

So much for free speech.

Or is it only when we agree with what they say?

[Vickers]

11. Free speech implies the *response* to free speech is ALSO free.

No one is saying she can't speak...they are just calling her a hypocritical homophobe for what she said.

That is MY free speech.

But hey, you knew that...

[Luv nut]

18. *rolling eyes...again*

Thanks for proving my point!

[Vickers]

20. I see that debating is not one of your skills...

:rofl:

You *do* realize that I am exercising my free speech by calling her an idiotic repuke douchebag, right?

[lunatica]

12. No one is stopping her from making a fool of herself. That's free speech

We're just free speechifying too. As are you...

[tabasco]

21. "Free speech" guarantees no government intrusion on speech.

It does not guarantee that you will not be ridiculed for saying stupid shit.

Pick up a book sometime.

[Aviation Pro]

10. Can't wait to see her headlining....

...the local nudie show in Truckee, CA in about 8 years.

[Deja Q]

13. Hey, those are Holy Breasts -- and they are for Jesus!

God told her to do the nudie photos too.

Gold told me to buy a set of the nudie folders.

I'm making paper aeroplanes out of them. With a large plastic lump on each wing.

Want one? :D

[madmom]

15. If god is so perfect, why did she have to "fix" his work, ie her boobs? That's

one thing about these hypocrites that always gets me. They will spout off about how perfect is everything god does, but at the same time they will get a boob job, get a nose job, change the color of their hair, all little things I agree, but if you look at the big picture, aren't they saying "hey god, I don't like what you did here so I'm changing it to what I want, you don't matter."

[TahitiNut]

16. (LOL!) "Besides, y'know, the frollicking(sic) of moths."

I was smiling at "diminutively-minded" but rose to full guffaw at "frollicking(sic) of moths."

:rofl:

[cpompilo]

17. Generally, people who hear voices inside their head are called

schizophrenic.

[knitter4democracy]

19. One of the most courageous things he's ever seen a young person do?

Well, forget all of those soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan, then. I mean, going into a firefight to bring out your friend's dead body, that's nothing compared to standing up on national television and spouting hatred for a good-sized minority. Nope. Bravest thing he's ever seen.

These people need to be cut off from all media.

[lunatica]

22. Or all be put in one room together