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Mon May-25-09 12:52 PM
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THIS is torture Just sayin' so we're clear on that.
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Mon May-25-09 12:55 PM
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4. Ever have duct tape ripped off your body? |
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Mon May-25-09 12:55 PM
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5. Only you would require something like that. |
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Mon May-25-09 01:26 PM
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21. I'm allergic to Nair and afraid of razors |
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What am I supposed to do?
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Mon May-25-09 03:18 PM
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Mon May-25-09 03:47 PM
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42. Do I look like I've got nothing better to do than pluck out every hair on my body? |
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Mon May-25-09 03:53 PM
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43. You look exactly LIKE someone who'd pluck every hair on his body AND someone else's. |
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Mon May-25-09 04:39 PM
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44. You know damn good and well I don't have the attention span for that |
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Mon May-25-09 05:30 PM
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47. Attention span has nothing to do with obsessive behaviour |
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Besides, you are an infamous...
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Tue May-26-09 05:55 AM
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Tue May-26-09 08:42 AM
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65. How did you get my cat to pose for that picture??? |
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68. Cat whores will do ANYTHING for attention |
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73. hey, that's MY cat, and yes he's a giant AW |
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Mon May-25-09 02:11 PM
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23. That's why she should keep the duck. nt |
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Mon May-25-09 12:57 PM
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Mon May-25-09 12:57 PM
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7. but the gif name for the bottom one is torture duck. |
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Mon May-25-09 01:03 PM
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14. Ya sure, my little co-conspirator |
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Mon May-25-09 02:31 PM
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I've been in an undisclosed location all day...sneering.
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Mon May-25-09 07:48 PM
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50. these FREE THE DUCK! threads are my absolute favorites. Keep the duck. |
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reminds me of a marx brother joke: why did you go viaduct? Go via chicken and you'll know via duck. :-D
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Mon May-25-09 02:34 PM
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30. especially since it's wabbit season |
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Mon May-25-09 01:00 PM
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10. It's relative, so . . . let's ask The Duck. nt |
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Mon May-25-09 01:02 PM
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11. well, i used to THINK you were a sicko...you have gone and opened you mouth! |
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you are too funny by 1/2 at least!
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Mon May-25-09 01:02 PM
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12. g'dammit!! Why can't I Rec this thread???? K & R anyway!! |
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Mon May-25-09 01:03 PM
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13. That's right, graywarrior. |
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If you don't keep the duck taped on the wall, then it will fly away. It's not like you're waterboarding it or anything. :hi:
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Mon May-25-09 01:04 PM
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15. Water would just roll right off that little fucker |
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Mon May-25-09 02:11 PM
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22. It would roll of like water off a duck's back. |
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Oh, wait. Gotcha. :evilgrin:
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Tue May-26-09 11:42 AM
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85. He'd upend himself in the water; ducks love |
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Mon May-25-09 01:04 PM
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16. graywarrior "Crystal Clear" |
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BWAHAh ahah ah HA HAH AHA HA ha hH AH AHA HA hahah!!!!!
Mui excellente!!!
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Mon May-25-09 01:07 PM
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18. Can a duck be water boarded? |
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Mon May-25-09 01:09 PM
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Mon May-25-09 02:32 PM
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29. Oh, that's just fowl. n/t |
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Mon May-25-09 01:26 PM
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20. Please don't use Cheney-Logic here. |
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What happened, did Lizard and her Daddy get to you?
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Mon May-25-09 02:15 PM
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24. that is so funnnnnny. lol. what a kick. shared the whole free the duck campaign |
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with my 14 yr old son and then showed him your thread. had a chuckle
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Mon May-25-09 02:17 PM
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Too much time on your hands? :rofl:
No, really... both are torture- It's just nit picking and you know it.
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Mon May-25-09 02:30 PM
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27. By now, Graywarrior holds the duck responsible for the assasination of Kennedy, |
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the fabrication of the moon landing, the extinction of the Dinosaurs, New Coke, the expunging of Red M+Ms, diabetes, the disappearance of Jimmy Hoffa, of being Jimmy Hoffa, giving Rush Limbaugh his first break, Milli-Vanilli, and all the crimes of the previous administration.
I'll tell you; by now, that duck's been there, done that, got the parking ticket, met Paul Reubens at the courthouse, and has been on a non-stop killing spree ever since.
It's time to put the duck down... with a nice Pouilly-Fuissé.
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Mon May-25-09 03:14 PM
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38. Don't forget I'm aiding and abetting in the disappearance of Whitey Bulger |
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Mon May-25-09 02:46 PM
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I hate duct tape, I also don't particularly care for ducks, I fear bondage and I detest torture so I seldom read your posts but for some reason I felt compelled today and now I am totally depressed. Thanks a lot. (edit to clarify that I have no fear of sexual bondage)
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Mon May-25-09 02:55 PM
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32. The Mancow didn't think a little spritz up the nose was torture either, until he got it himself. |
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Let's duct tape you to the wall for a year or so, and THEN we'll take your word on what is or isn't torture.
Oh, and FREE THE DUCK!
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Mon May-25-09 03:07 PM
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35. Looks like Mothra at a bachelor party. n/t |
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Mon May-25-09 03:08 PM
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36. This is Indefinite Detention |
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Tue May-26-09 11:37 AM
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84. Librul Inavian rite two per suit haplessness ducked!!!1111! Hugh! |
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Mon May-25-09 03:15 PM
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39. Who knew enhanced interrogation could be funny?!!! |
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Mon May-25-09 03:17 PM
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40. That's what he gets for ducking the questions. |
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Mon May-25-09 10:07 PM
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54. Your entire argument for torture is abject quackery. |
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Mon May-25-09 04:41 PM
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45. That duck is a terrorist! |
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Why on earth would you want to free that duck? IT'S A DUCK fer chrissake! I have said this over and over, "Never trust a duck, never turn your back on one, not ever, never, period." Ducks are awful, If they had hands they would spend most of their time flipping us off-instead they hop into the nearest pond and flip us the B.A.! How often must we ask ourselves, "why can't freepers spell better than ducks" hmmmm???? Batman's toughest nemesis the Penguin, did he sound like a penguin-NO, HE SOUNDED LIKE A DUCK!!! Hasn't anyone else here figured out why dick cheney also often quacks like a duck???? DUCKS=BAD, Duck: The other white meat. so no more dumping on Chickens*....K?
*(Huskies and Cougars are cool too)
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Mon May-25-09 05:29 PM
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46. They're fucking little bastards |
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Mon May-25-09 05:59 PM
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Didja know that rush limbaugh, osama bin laden, donald rumsfeld and satin all had ducks for pets while they were young? One needs no tin-foil on one's head to see that ducks are a bad influence!
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Mon May-25-09 08:33 PM
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51. Are you fucking with my head? |
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Mon May-25-09 07:05 PM
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49. Oh Pluck You!! You are evil!! nt |
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Mon May-25-09 09:34 PM
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53. It's just an enhanced quacker questioning position |
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Nothing to see. Move along.
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Mon May-25-09 10:18 PM
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55. YOU QUACKING PERVERT!!! |
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Tue May-26-09 12:01 AM
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56. fake duck torture, intended to whip up quacking hysteria on DU. |
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If you took Extraordinary Rendition 101, you would know to attach those electrodes a bit lower down ... so much for your knowledge of duck anatomy.
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Tue May-26-09 12:17 AM
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58. I hearby nominate the DUCK for a DUzy! |
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Tue May-26-09 01:39 AM
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59. Someone call Darkwing Duck |
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Tue May-26-09 01:47 AM
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60. Preventive detention? |
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Tue May-26-09 02:05 AM
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61. Careful....it may just mutate! |
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Tue May-26-09 02:08 AM
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62. Oh My will just have to Duck this way out of that argument! |
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Tue May-26-09 06:32 AM
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64. That duck knows something. Keep him restrained. |
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He's a category five duck. Can't ever be tried or released.
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Tue May-26-09 08:57 AM
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And keep it in GD for once! (Not that we don't love you in the Lounge!)
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Tue May-26-09 09:07 AM
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69. This is a serious issue that needs to be discussed in GD for about, say....a month. |
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Tue May-26-09 11:57 AM
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87. It needs to be discussed IN PUBLIC for about the next four years |
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this issue can't be swept under the rug. The public will should be to investigate lawbreaking within our government no matter who did it or who ordered it.
That's how we prevent it from happening again.
In theory
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Tue May-26-09 01:27 PM
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93. OK, now you're scaring me. |
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Tue May-26-09 09:07 AM
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70. FREE THE DUCK, RIGHT NOW!! I'M CALLING CONGRESS!!!! |
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Tue May-26-09 09:10 AM
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71. Ducks LOVE being waterboarded! |
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May I have some more, please?
:hi:
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Tue May-26-09 09:20 AM
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72. The closest thread that is "lounge like" to make the Greastest!! |
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Tue May-26-09 09:43 AM
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74. It's "ENHANCED INTERROGATION". Let's get that straight! |
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Tue May-26-09 11:23 AM
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76. Oh, the duckmanity!! Will someone please think of the DUCKLINGS?!? |
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Tue May-26-09 10:22 AM
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77. At least this photo was released. K&R n/t |
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Tue May-26-09 11:22 AM
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79. ducks have attacked on American soil for too long. we need these enhanced techniques to interrogate |
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Tue May-26-09 11:23 AM
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81. this belongs in the The Lounge |
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humor is not allowed outside of the lounge. Stop laughing. Dammit.
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Tue May-26-09 11:25 AM
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Tue May-26-09 11:59 AM
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88. I hate to be the one to point this out |
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Since ducks live in water, isn't your duck being airboarded?
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Tue May-26-09 01:25 PM
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91. He/she/it is taped to a board, therefore he/she/it is being tape boarded. |
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Tue May-26-09 12:25 PM
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89. Will he eventually be relocated to a Super Quacks prison??? |
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90. I thought you meant... |
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...this one, and I thought to myself, "why not keep him locked up?". Don Wildmon needs to be kept away from society.
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Tue May-26-09 01:33 PM
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94. I INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM TO SAY |
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Tue May-26-09 01:49 PM
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95. Me too! And anyone who doesn't should |
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96. I can't believe you actually posted this in GD. Release that ornithoid! |
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Wed May-27-09 03:14 AM
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97. sorry for ducks who are raised for foie gras. |
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