The Sanctity of Marriage

[Chovexani]

Thank Gawd this holy institution was preserved today from perverts like these:

[Behind the Aegis]

1. And tonight, we were graced with the premire on the CW of...

"Hitched or Ditched!" :eyes:

[Chovexani]

2. That's what inspired this

:puke:

[Starry Messenger]

3. You can just smell the dignity here:

The dangling mallards in the first picture are an interesting touch.

[Chovexani]

4. Heh

The pimp cane is what gives that last photo the extra touch of class.

[Raster]

6. Why do straight people want to look like pimps, whores and drag queens on their wedding days?

Nice ducks, btw.

[Starry Messenger]

9. I would say it supposed to be performance art.

A comment on the rampant consumerism and the whole old idea of marriage being a transfer of property...but I highly doubt it. :evilgrin: I think these people genuinely looked in the mirror that day and said "I look awesome!"

[VaYallaDawg]

11. How dare you make fun of some of my family's finest moments!!!

Love that first picture!
:rofl:

[nichomachus]

13. O-M-G

I went to a wedding much like the first one. It was actually kind of fun. There were a little more clothes involved, but it was barefoot on the beach and very laid back.

The story on the second picture here is that the bride lives in a single-wide trailer in England with her family, and her family spent over $150,000 on this wedding.

[nichomachus]

5. You forgot one

[Raster]

7. "Mommy, why did you look like a cheap whore on your wedding day?"

[nichomachus]

10. "Shut up and tell 'Uncle' Johnny he owes me $20 more."

[Echo In Light]

12. "Because evil corporations have instructed me to from birth. Dumb is COOL!"

[Bluenorthwest]

8. A 'Sacrament'

that is both sold and voided on demand, in such holy cities as Las Vegas. Drive through 'Sacraments'. Sacraments voided for a fee.
What's a sacrament again? Is a cheap buffet a sacrament? Is roulette a sacrament?