CNN is STILL talking about ANNA NICOLE SMITH!

[Rex]

Amazing news about news about a report that will come in soon on the DNA and the 5 dicks that might have made it! Mama Nicole looks FABULOUS. Look at the thousands of pictures of Nicole! Look look look look! Oh yeah, Stern! Stern! Nothin but a lowdown, double dealing, backstabbing, larcenous, perverted, worm!!!! Evil evil evil. Son dead. SON! Talk talk talk. More to follow, to follow! Weeks and maybe months! Maybe even longer than that!

WATCH ME NOW!

[davidwparker]

1. Where you live, can you get Dish Network. You would love the FSTV

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[medeak]

2. Don't tell me... Nancy Grace? n/t

[physioex]

3. I can't stand the ANS stories myself....

But to give credit where credit is due, Michael Ware did do a good job these past few days....

[Rex]

4. I have nothing against her. Just think it is sick how she is 10 times more popular

with CNN now that she is dead! They LOVE it. They make shows out of it. Sick.

[eleny]

5. yeah, the baby daddy revelation is coming soon

[misanthrope]

6. Here's what will happen...

...Jack Bauer and Katie Couric (one's as real as the other, right?) will torture a judge until he intervenes and rules that Baby Dannielin be placed in the care of Britney Spears. The child will be breastfed by Jessica Simpson on camera every day until the next American Idol winner is announced.

At that point, the new Idol, O.J. Simpson and Nancy Grace will play Deal or No Deal where the winner gets to cannibalize Baby Dannielin live on screen.

[eleny]

8. I can just see Keith Olbermann's eyes rolling back in his head!

[swimmernsecretsea]

7. CNN plays on some of the monitors at my gym.

I always take out my earphones when the daily ANS story, complete with glamourous slide show plays.