Hummer bought by Yugo....

[lib2DaBone]

The hummer brand has been bought by Yugo.

You may remember Yugo as the car that lasted 1 month or 100 miles.. whichever comes first.

With the merger... the new name of the Company will be YUMMER.




:shrug: <drumroll>

[ejpoeta]

1. are you joking?? please be joking.

[Skink]

2. They just want to see how many Yugos can fit inside.

[Fovea]

3. Are you here the rest of the week?

and where did that liver pate tray go?

[Richardo]

4. ..... or Hugo.

:)

[DJ13]

5. It was bought by China

So its a Chummer.

[City of Mills]

6. It makes sense...get rid of the spare tire

And instead have a spare Yugo strapped to the undercarriage in case the Hummer breaks down!

[tridim]

7. My old mechanic races Yugos.

How could that be possible of they only last 100 miles?

[tinymontgomery]

9. My Yugo lasted 7 years

my Yugo lasted 7 years and only needed a clutch cable and a window handle in all that time. 40 miles to the gallon.

[snooper2]

16. and you put what, 8 miles a month on it

:rofl:

There is a reason when you search Auto Trader for a Yugo you get this-

No matches were found.
Search SummaryAll Cars | Any distance from 75070 | Any Body Style | Yugo, Any Model | 1981 - 2010 | Any Price | All Sellers

[Hassin Bin Sober]

20. My buddy was a sales manager at a Yugo dealership...

He said on snow-days, when they had to move the cars for the plows, one third of the new Yugos would start, another third would need a jump and the last third weren't going to start no matter WHAT they did to them.

[moggie]

10. On foot?

[ChairmanAgnostic]

8. The funniest thing I ever saw was that video of a contest

between all commercial (passenger) all terrain vehicles like Jeep, Nissan, the Hummer and others on rough, hilly, muddy and rocky terrain.

The Hummer quickly got stuck, while all others ran around it like jack rabbits. Eventually, a Nissan driver came back, and dragged him out of the gully. With a vehicle 2/3s the size of the hummer.

Seriously, who would want to buy a car named after a blow job?

[david13]

13. Bj? Probably quite a few. n/t

[90-percent]

11. Another fun combination

Renault Clio & the Ford Taurus.

Decorum prevents me from mentioning the punch line.


-90% Jimmy

[ChairmanAgnostic]

15. Frenaultord?

[90-percent]

17. keep trying

You're only off by more letters than all the words combined.

But I'm hoping you have a breakthrough.

Kinda like cracking the WW2 German Enigma code. you're got to TRY HARDER.

-90% Jimmy

all in fun, just teasin'

[david13]

18. Well, yeah, it took us all an hour and a half to figger that one out.

[sandyj999]

12. And don't forget the Yugo that flew off the Mackinac Bridge. n/t

[TexasObserver]

14. How appropriate. Yugo. Hummers exemplify the Bush years.

[alfredo]

19. Yugo: the only car with the trailer hitch on front.