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[Kadie]

President Bush greets troops inside a Humvee during his visit to the National Training Center at Fort Erwin, Calif., Wednesday, April 4, 2007. (AP Photo/Gerald Herbert)

[soothsayer]

1. "heh heh heh! still no armored humvees, suckers!"

[bahrbearian]

2. Insurgent 12 O'clock.

[madokie]

11. 9 o'clock

[bahrbearian]

19. Yeah I thought of that, but,from where I'm sittin its 12, hopefully the..

driver see'em too.

[yellowcanine]

3. "Hey guys - over here! It's me - the decider!

[Supersedeas]

26. less we forget the lame Presiduck.

[BringEmOn]

4. "Yessir...Alfred E. Newman is lurking outside our vehicle."

[sinkingfeeling]

5. "I can't hear you! I know your jaw's moving, but I can't hear you!'

[underpants]

6. Drive this here Hummer sure I would but daggammit I don't have the key

This would be funny to anyone who has been in the Army because HumVees don't require keys to start them.

[DCKit]

7. Can I go for a ride? Can I shoot the gun? Please? n/t

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

8. C'mon fellas!

Let me drive, please? I am the Commander in Chief ya know..............

[underpants]

9. SFC "Yeah he's still here....just keep talking.....lemme see...yeah he's still here"

[underpants]

10. SFC puts down the phone "Hey Prez Captain says he needs a bucket of pressure"

W:"Sure will do" (looks around-walks up to the first guy he sees) "Who's a guy see 'round here to get a bucket of pressure?"

[no_hypocrisy]

12. Peek-A-Boo! I see youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!

[4 t 4]

14. Geeze

Troop I hope you are not in "Harm Way"

[KansDem]

13. "Where's the 'necker knob?' I thought you fellas would have a 'necker knob'"

"Chicks love men in uniform...big hunky men like you! Say, you fellas have 'pretty faces'...!"

edited to add link so you won't think I'm making this up

[MotorCityMan]

15. A small, small, poor excuse for a man, getting smaller all the time

Looks like they are starting to slip with the propagada. Quite a difference here from all those creepy "halo" shots they used to have of *.

[JimboDem]

16. Voice on other end ...

" just give him some money and you won't get squeegeed. "

[rhiannon55]

17. "Hey, Stretch! Unlock the door, dammit!

I'm your commander-in-chief and I demand that you open this door and let me drive! I'm gonna warn you one more time, Stretch! Let me in, right fuckin' NOW!"

<...crickets...>

"Condi, make him let me in!"

[rug]

18. The bobblehead goes on the dashboard.

[VWolf]

20. Guy in Humvee: "I crush your little head" nt

[Done]

21. Your daddy couldn't get you out of go'n, huh? heh heh heh! nt

[jackstraw45]

22. Major A-hole at 9 o'clock!!!!

nt

[Starbucks Anarchist]

23. "Only 50 more years, I promise!"

[skip fox]

24. W. is "thinking": "Wow. This looks better in person than on GameBoy."

:)

[I_Will]

25. Hang on, ma, there's some jackass knocking on the door...

[Throwing Stones]

27. heh, heh, heh

Hey guys, I couldn't find none of them ID Ten T forms you was looking for, or the 30 feet of flightline neither. heh, heh. you sure you guys ain't messin' with me? I'm from Texas, see, and there's a sayin' down there 'bout messin' with Texas or, maybe it was something 'bout my exes, or, well, hey, gotta go, unka Dick's callin'