North Korean Bush Family is "looking forward"

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Well, it has happened Kim Jong-Il has chosen between his three sons, and like Fred MacMurray should have, condemned step-child Ernie to the underground nuclear testing grounds.

So who will win, George Jong-il, Jeb Jong-il, or Neil Jong-il?

And the Cable Ace Award goes to...

North Korea's Kim Jong Il has anointed his 26-year-old son — said to be competitive, proficient in English and a heavy drinker — as the next leader of the communist state, news reports said Tuesday.

It sounds like George Jong-il but for that "proficient" part.

Poor Jeb Jong-il:

Kim considers the middle son, Jong Jeb Chol, too effeminate for the job, according to his former sushi chef.

http://rising-hegemon.blogspot.com/

Scarily, I think I understand the ruling family of N. Korea a lot better than I did.