What do you think when you hear: 'bin Laden releases new audio recording'?

[Philosoraptor]

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/06/03/bin-laden-obamas-pakistan_n_210751.html

Apparently, that mean ol' bin Laden, you remember him right?...has released yet another AUDIO tape threat on America saying bla bla bla bla and of course bla.

What comes to mind when you hear 'new bin Laden audio recording released on Al Jazeerah' every six months?

[graywarrior]

1. That it's his "jacking off" time OR it's Cheney's jacking off time.

[Philosoraptor]

3. bin Laden & cheney are each other's 'right hand' man

[graywarrior]

6. Bwahahahahahaha!

They get under eachothers robes (Cheney MUST have one of them snuggie thingies)

[Bonobo]

2. I think the CIA has been busy with their voice software and old tapes.

Like a bunch of former HS AV club geeks splicing together cables...

[ColbertWatcher]

12. This. n/t

[NoSheep]

25. Ditto.

[rcrush]

4. WHICH BIN LADEN WAS IT?

Was it old and grey Osama or "Blackbeard" Osama?

[Junkdrawer]

15. "No play for Mister Grey"....

Clearly, he was just trying to make a play for a new wife.... :rofl:

[Taverner]

5. "I wonder who will play him this time?"

Will it be Omar Sharif? One of the Sadaam Doubles? The Fat Osama? The Skinny one?

[rcrush]

7. Oh God its ZOMBIE OSAMA! He's back from the dead!

Quick someone get the holy water!

[Philosoraptor]

8. He is risen!

[Deja Q]

9. I thought 8-tracks went out of style years ago?

[Philosoraptor]

13. "..& in conclusion, death to all -CLICK-American infidels"!

[The Straight Story]

10. That he still has not been able to get on American Idol, Susan Boyle made him want to try again

:)

[ContinentalOp]

11. The same thing I feel when I hear "New Beatles song to be released"

At best it's some old outtake that's already been bootlegged 1000 times, at worst it's some phony thing pieced together by Jeff Lynne. They're dead, get over it.

[tridim]

14. My first thought is always who still owns a cassette tape recorder?

Maybe Bin Laden is one of those nutty analog audiophiles, but I highly doubt it.

Everyone owns or has access to a digital video camera these days.

Audio only recordings mean we're being scammed again.

[rcrush]

16. Was it fat or skinny bin laden?

[rcrush]

17. Osama can also morph and change shape at will.

[gauguin57]

18. I think K-tel should just put out a greatest-hits CD and be done with it.

Whatever happened to K-tel, anyway?

[Fresh_Start]

19. torture worked so wonderfully well

that we can continue to enjoy the delight of hearing from him again

[sharp_stick]

20. I think of the Family Guy intro

where Stewie kills him with a rubber chicken and they do the Police Squad music/montage to start the show.

[Mist]

21. My first thought was "I can't believe they're trying this shit again." nt

[Philosoraptor]

22. He's the 9-11 guy afterall, & our longest war still rages on.

[JohnyCanuck]

23. Where does he get his kidney dialysis machine serviced? n/t

[DJ13]

24. That the GOP/Elites still have that voice actor on retainer

[Sabriel]

26. If it's a "Best of," then he's just resting on his laurels

What, another cover album? Geez.... That guy hasn't released anything new for years.

[Bobbie Jo]

27. Right on cue.

:hide: Terra Terra

[get the red out]

28. Did Fox News pay its people overtime?

I am sure this work was done after-hours.}(

[RebelOne]

29. First thought is "Ho-Hum, not again." n/t

[timtom]

30. Why, with his fortune

he was never able to unleash anything but scratchy old audio tapes and stupid videos on TAPE with phony bin Laden stunt doubles.

Wotta cheapskate!

(Of course, it's my personal opinion that he's been dead since, oh...2003 or so. Just a hunch.)

[RainDog]

31. I think it's amazing that he can speak from the grave

I don't think he's alive.

he may be, but I seriously doubt it.

I think these tapes are either from his associates or from psy-ops. considering the record of the neo-cons over the 8 years of Bush, I'm inclined to think they're psy-ops. I do wonder how Brian whatshisname at ABC got fake al-q messages just in time for things like elections, tho.

[tom_paine]

32. Another CheneyBush CIA OHS Psyop for us Plebes.

n/t

[Zodiak]

33. I think the CIA has been busy

I think the OBL tapes are by and large fakes.

They all seems to be timed when Bushco needs a change in public opinion.

Cheney is out on his grand torture tour, and so the Bin Laden tape is timed for it.

He never puts out a tape when Bushco doesn't need him. Only when Bushco needs him.

He is Emmanuel Goldstein....trumped out for a two minutes hate.

that's my opinion.

[mitchum]

34. "Ian Fleming" publishes new James Bond novel

[schmuls]

35. cheap entertainment

[Philosoraptor]

36. ............

[DonCoquixote]

37. Even if he was Dead

He could still have better audio recordings, just ask Tupac. The man had more CDs released after he died then when he was alive.

[ecstatic]

38. It just sounds cartoonish now

"Bla bla bla" is right.

[kimmerspixelated]

39. I think that Cheney, Inc., is still trying to jerk our chains!

Why can't the neo-cons ever go away?

[fascisthunter]

40. the CIA

[Philosoraptor]

41. ................

[woo me with science]

42. Simon Cowell should have been all over this one. nt

[eridani]

43. I think it's fakery produced by voice morphing

Whether from neocons or Al Quaeda itself, it's hard to say.

[eridani]

44. For a discussion of voice morphing, see the following link

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=358&topic_id=3185