Electorate send horrified BNP leader to work with foreigners

[qwertyMike]

Satire:

British voters have forced the leader of the British National Party Nick Griffin out of the country after electing him as a member of the European Parliament as a wind up. ‘Now they’re saying they want me to go and work with hundreds of disgusting foreigners’ Griffin whined.

In his victory speech, the tearful BNP leader complained that his so-called supporters ‘didn’t care about his feelings’ and admitted that he hadn’t really thought it through. ‘Don’t make me go and sit with those smelly Europeans’ he pleaded. ‘They’ll speak to me in their funny languages and make me eat hummous and garlic and all that. I don’t know what I was thinking.’

http://newsbiscuit.com/2009/06/09/electorate-send-bnp-leader-to-live-and-work-with-foreigners/

[TheBigotBasher]

1. A sad day for democracy

and a very sad day that dirty scum bigot represents the UK in the European Parliament.

The bigot even looks like a pig.

[qwertyMike]

2. Doen't he?

Flabby lipped drooler.
No wonder he joined the nazis

[Gwendolyn]

3. "Penguins can't go to the bathroom with scientists watching."

Even though the story itself was obviously humor, that other top headline didn't alert you to the fact that this is a joke site?

[TheBigotBasher]

6. I know it is satire

it does not stop it being a stain on the United Kingdom.

[create.peace]

4. as horrible as he is, this is satire, folks

[tocqueville]

5. all Britons are immigrants

"the plan to send the BNP leader into exile was hatched on an internet chat room, where bloggers conspired to lobby the far-right leader to stand as an MEP, and then persuaded thousands of liberals to vote for him in the hope that the xenophobe might be surrounded by foreigners for the next five years. The joke worked better than any of them dared hope, with a second BNP representative being elected in Yorkshire. The campaigners are now demanding that the government refuse them re-admission to the United Kingdom, following the precedent of an earlier far-right European politician who was turned around at Heathrow Airport. Griffin has asked that the BNP’s policy idea of voluntary repatriation be extended to far-right MEPs who have been forced to live abroad due to circumstances beyond their control.

The BNP have said that they will continue to campaign for the deportation of all Britons of immigrant stock which unfortunately includes the entire BNP membership, and everybody else in the United Kingdom, except one rather strange looking man from a village in Shropshire."