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WillieW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:09 PM
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_ is it possible?
Edited on Tue Jun-09-09 03:12 PM by WillieW
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phantom power Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:10 PM
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1. Hey, aren't we supposed to consult a doctor after four?
:evilgrin:
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Happyhippychick Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:11 PM
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3. Or...somebody.
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Captain Hilts Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:15 PM
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9. Tony Kornheiser said if that happened, he'd call the Rockettes. nt
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Initech Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 04:06 PM
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25. No, you're supposed to consult more hookers!
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HarukaTheTrophyWife Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:11 PM
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2. It's the NY Post
The National Enquirer has more legitimacy.
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Lucian Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:11 PM
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4. What a stiff penalty.
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sui generis Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:11 PM
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5. yes - the rule is priapism over four hours can lead to permanent damage
I recommend a stiff punishment for the attending medicos.

ba dum tish.
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:12 PM
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6. I can't believe I clicked on this thread
:banghead:

:rofl:
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Better Believe It Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:16 PM
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11. I tried Viagra and all I got was a stiff neck. Is it suppose to be swallowed?

Is it suppose to be swallowed instead of inserted?
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leftstreet Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:19 PM
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15. Viagraccino - one cup and you're up all night
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DJ13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:12 PM
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7. .....I hope so.......
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liberal N proud Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:13 PM
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8. The only reason he was suffering is because he was in prison
Otherwise it would be enjoy it while you can.

:rofl:

They say if erection last for more than 4 hours see a doctor. I have told my wife if it last for 4 hours we would be partying. She told me I would have to find someone else to go that long.

Enjoy it while you can. But in prison, I imagine a prolonged boner would be a problem.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:16 PM
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10. That guy...
was a stiff violet member of the carceral population.
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nadinbrzezinski Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:18 PM
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12. Yes it is... and this condition has a medical name and it is a very serious
condition.

Yes, it can and is crippling...

It is also a sign of spinal cord injury in men, but that is another story. It is called PRIAPISM.
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endarkenment Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:18 PM
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13. Sure
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

A long time ago I dropped a piece of marble on my foot and ended up in the ER in Bellevue hospital on Manhattan's east side (yes that Bellevue) waiting to have a doctor tell me that indeed my big toe was quite broken and that there wasn't anything to do about it, and the lunatic in the next bed was being given a choice between having the blood drained from his swollen pecker or having it lopped off after it went gangrenous, and as he actually was a lunatic, he was having a very hard time processing this information, pun intended. Of course this being the 70's, I was very stoned, and the whole scene unfolded like a fellini movie.
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CrispyQ Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:18 PM
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14. "...nurse Judith Lovelace..."

:rofl:

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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:27 PM
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18. To bad her sister Linda wasn't available to give a hand.
:rofl:
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PassingFair Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 04:01 PM
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23. Uh ah....I'm not swallowing this story!
Another tragic story of our Penal System!
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cherokeeprogressive Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 04:03 PM
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24. Penal system, "Lovelace", and "Willy"?
Too strange.
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WillieW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 05:09 PM
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28. Is that a stab on me? Williew?
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:21 PM
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16. Oh, poppycock.
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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:25 PM
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17. You can say that again.
:rofl:
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:30 PM
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19. Oh, poppycock.
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:31 PM
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20. Posted by a guy named Willie ... LOL



Your last name wouldn't be Johnson now would it?







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jeff30997 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:39 PM
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21. Lol!
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WillieW Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 05:11 PM
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29. Don't get personal !!
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lpbk2713 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 05:17 PM
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30. No harm intended


:thumbsup: :hi: :thumbsup:


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monmouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 03:57 PM
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22. I'm dyin' here people!...Bwahahahaha....n/t
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spanone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 04:08 PM
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26. nurse judith 'lovelace' ?????
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damntexdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Tue Jun-09-09 04:10 PM
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27. Talk about a hardened criminal!
Sorry, but it just had to be said.
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