Anyone watching Newt on C-Span right now?

[LongTomH]

As we used to say where I grew up: "Son, I'm a pretty good bullshitter myself; but, every once in a while I like to hear a real expert!"

[AndyA]

1. Is he speaking in English or Spanish?

:rofl:

[Wilber_Stool]

11. He's speaking his native tongue.

Gibberish.

[AndyA]

12. I didn't know Gibberish was his native tongue!

If you'd said it was Liar from the Hypocrit Region, I would have believed that!

:rofl:

Then again, Gibberish works too. What a disgusting Asshat this man is.

[sellitman]

2. I'm eating lunch and enjoying it. Why would I spoil it on Newt?

:dilemma:

[Deep13]

3. Just so you know.

When Newt says "frankly" it means "the following is one whopper of a lie."

[IWantAChange]

4. looked up hypocrite and yep - there's Newt's picture

[ThomWV]

5. I turn him off faster than I do George

[JHB]

6. What self-serving lies is he telling today?

n/t

[Beelzebud]

7. I'd rather eat my own vomit than watch that scumfuck for 2 seconds.

[Arkansas Granny]

8. So, we can take that as a "no"?

[Beelzebud]

9. LOL

[chemenger]

10. Every time I see or hear his name (Newt)

I can't help but think of Monty Python's Holy Grail

Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch?
Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt!
Sir Bedevere: A newt?
Peasant 3: ... I got better.

[NI4NI]

13. I'll only watch him if he's on the Span of a bridge

and about to jump off.

[catmandu57]

14. No, but I read the headline and the first thing that came to mind

was Peewee Herman in Cheech and Chong's Nice Dreams. I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm really sorry.
I'm not sorry ha ha ha ha.