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marmar (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:30 PM Original message |
You Still Can't Buy a Vibrator in Alabama |
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underpants (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:33 PM Response to Original message |
1. ROLL TIDE! |
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Syrinx (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:34 PM Response to Original message |
2. yes you can |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
3. who needs vibrators when there are so many dildoes in office there |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:36 PM Response to Original message |
4. I wonder why the men in that state are so insecure? |
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Mari333 (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:39 PM Response to Reply #4 |
6. well, they cant perform female mutilation on women there |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:46 PM Response to Reply #6 |
9. or anything phallus shaped for that matter. |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:48 PM Response to Reply #9 |
23. Well, they don't have to do those things for a man, either. |
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Billy Burnett (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:42 PM Response to Reply #4 |
7. They might succumb to the temptation and pick one up for themselves? |
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babsbunny (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:57 PM Response to Reply #4 |
28. That State? All States........ |
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hedgehog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:39 PM Response to Original message |
5. I beg to differ: |
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notadmblnd (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:49 PM Response to Reply #5 |
10. This is what has me intrigued |
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TheCowsCameHome (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 06:45 PM Response to Original message |
8. Well then, marry your brother. |
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obliviously (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:06 PM Response to Original message |
11. There is always the spin cycle on the washing machine. |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:39 PM Response to Reply #11 |
16. Or electric toothbrushes Or get a |
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obliviously (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:43 PM Response to Reply #16 |
19. necessity the mother of invention! N?T |
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alfredo (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:55 PM Response to Reply #19 |
20. That's it. |
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Are_grits_groceries (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:09 PM Response to Original message |
12. No, but |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:58 PM Response to Reply #12 |
29. Or one of those roads with a drainage ditch cutting across it that the road runs over. |
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old mark (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:26 PM Response to Original message |
13. I had every issue of The Realist - it made me what I am today. |
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cagesoulman (648 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:33 PM Response to Original message |
14. Masturbating rednecks. There's an image that will fucking haunt me. |
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AlCzervik (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:35 PM Response to Original message |
15. what if they shaped it like a gun and gave it a Confederate flag motif? |
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Stevenmarc (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
17. Well they don't want them sitting on cinder blocks on the front lawn when they break. |
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boppers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 07:41 PM Response to Original message |
18. Title is semi-misleading, for those who aren't familiar with the law. |
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Berry Cool (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:50 PM Response to Reply #18 |
25. A cell phone? Um, no thanks. |
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boppers (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 09:09 PM Response to Reply #25 |
31. I actually own an "Oooooo-bama". |
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Warren DeMontague (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 01:20 AM Response to Reply #25 |
35. Yeah. Who wants a Cell Phone shaped like a dick, anyway? |
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unsavedtrash (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:04 PM Response to Original message |
21. Sure you can |
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kentauros (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:21 PM Response to Original message |
22. You can't buy a "dildo" in Texas |
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mmonk (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:49 PM Response to Original message |
24. Try mail order. |
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LostinVA (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:50 PM Response to Original message |
26. Poor ShellBeau |
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Canuckistanian (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:55 PM Response to Original message |
27. I thought you could still buy them at Vibrator shows |
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TahitiNut (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 02:17 AM Response to Reply #27 |
37. That's only for assault vibrators. |
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WonderGrunion (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 08:59 PM Response to Original message |
30. That's what the internet is for |
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bertman (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Sun Jun-14-09 10:40 PM Response to Original message |
32. No, but you CAN buy a "foot massager". |
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EndersDame (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 12:10 AM Response to Original message |
33. It is Legal in TX to do so Altough I have been able to buy personal massagers |
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donheld (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 12:21 AM Response to Original message |
34. Why is it you can't by a vibrator there, but |
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rufus dog (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 01:45 AM Response to Original message |
36. Damn good reason - Public Health! |
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ThomWV (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore | Mon Jun-15-09 06:23 AM Response to Original message |
38. What? Is there no E-Bay access in Alabama? |
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