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Hissyspit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 04:09 AM
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The Nation: Neocons Are Clueless About Iran
http://www.alternet.org/world/140805/neocons_are_clueless_about_iran

Neocons Are Clueless About Iran
By Leslie Savan, The Nation. Posted June 22, 2009.

The Iran protests have thrown Republican ideologues into such a tizzy of circular logic that they're stepping on their own propaganda.

The democracy movement in Iran has thrown Republican ideologues into such a tizzy of circular logic that they're stepping on their own dicta.

Neocons and hardliners may be as eager as ever to bomb-bomb-bomb, bomb bomb Iran, but are restrained this time out by the feeling that they must support Iran's courageous protesters. After all, the Twittering Green Revolutionaries, as the rightwing brain sees it, are marching in the name of George W. Bush's own vision of a "democratic Middle East," the same vision that led him to occupy Iran's next-door neighbor. ("That's not meddling at all," says conservative conventional wisdom poobah Fred Barnes. "That's supporting the people who see America as a model that they like to emulate.") Yet at the same time, the GOP worries about the meaning of an eventual Mousavi victory in the streets -- neocons in particular have openly hoped for Ahmadinejad's survival, for fear that a more reasonable face on the Islamic Revolution might preclude future opportunities for either us or Israel to bomb Iran back to the 7th Century (where Ahmadinejad would like to take his country anyway).

And worst of all, if the demonstrations bring about a regime change in Tehran, the world might well ascribe it, as they have the election of moderates in Lebanon, to the Obama Effect and his Cairo speech. That would be a neocon catastrophe, quite possibly sweeping us toward a moderate, compromised resolution of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict as well (before Netanyahu and crew have settled all the land they want). So folks like California congressman Dana Rohrabacher are now calling Obama a "cream puff" -- since, after all, he won't sing along with "bomb-bomb-bomb..."

Never mind that taking sides in the Iranian conflict would give the Ahmadinejad supporters a plausible excuse to blame America for what is so clearly a domestic dispute and grant them the perfect excuse to use overwhelming violence. But any victory without the use of force simply has no flavor for the GOP. And besides, there's a special Tehranian tic buried deep in the Republican party. It was, after all, the 1979 hostage crisis that paved the way for Ronald Reagan's presidency, and it was his decision to sell arms to the ayatollahs in order to raise a slush fund to fight the Sandinistas that shattered faith in his honesty. Persia tasks the GOP like a black whale (it has ever since the West lost control of those oil fields), and there is almost no law of man or nature they won't try to overthrow to get it back.

It's this imperative that has led Republican talking heads into such conniptions of pretzel logic. Days before the election, Daniel Pipes, director of the Middle East Forum at the conservative Hoover Institute, said he'd vote for Ahmadinejad because "I would prefer to have an enemy who's forthright, blatant, and obvious." Michael Rubin of the American Enterprise Institute added that a Moussavi win would make it "easier for Obama to believe that Iran really was figuratively unclenching a fist when, in fact, it had its other hand hidden under its cloak, grasping a dagger."

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rpannier Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 04:17 AM
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1. They could have left off the last two words and it'd still be correct
Neocons are Clueless
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MrModerate Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 04:21 AM
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2. Luckily, Obama *isn't* as stupid and obsessive as these dumb clucks . . .
And is likely to apply careful thought and restrained action based on best practices and wide-ranging advice. (Sigh of relief)

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chelsea0011 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 05:04 AM
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3. But the media gives them all their soundbites no matter that they are all batsh*t crazy.
Edited on Mon Jun-22-09 05:05 AM by chelsea0011
Lindsey Graham"s "timid" remark about Obama is all the news gives in the debate. Why ask if Graham is clueless and have to use up 5 minutes of the news when a 5 second soundbite works.
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tanyev Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 07:16 AM
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5. That's the real rub, isn't it?
It's a free country, everyone is entitled to their opinions, even the batshit crazy, but why keep sticking cameras and microphones in front of their faces as if they are sane and credible?
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malaise Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 05:52 AM
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4. They'll never learn
They now have an ad on TV trying to force Obama's hand.
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laststeamtrain Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Jun-22-09 07:23 AM
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6. K & R - n/t.
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