I Really Hope That Gov Sanford Wasn't Abducted by Aliens

[Yavin4]

and because of him, they judged our species as being too primitive for any hope. Can you imagine Sanford as first contact? The Vulcans would have spent 5 seconds with him, wiped his memory clean, and took off at light speed.

[Cary]

1. You're seeing the glass as half empty.

Isn't it just as possible that they would do something useful with him, like use him in some way to cure the scourge known as "conservatism"?

[lunatica]

2. They could just decide to put us out of their misery

Or decide there's no intelligent life on Earth and wipe the planet out of existence. Or maybe they like the way he tastes when they roast him with garlic and mushrooms and decide to set up shop here.

[DJ13]

3. He was PROBED!

[loyalkydem]

4. the Vulcans

would send him back. They only talk to intelligent beings.

[csziggy]

11. Wonder what the Klingons would do with him? n/t

[HopeHoops]

5. Why not? He's a PERFECT candidate for a nice fat anal probe!

Add Palin to the list while you're at it!

[loyalkydem]

6. But

what about the poor anal probe? Would you really do that to such a poor device

*ducks*

[HopeHoops]

14. They're sort of designed for it.

You can get them at CVS or Rite Aid in the same aisle with enemas and suppositories. That's where the space aliens buy them.

[mwb970]

7. What would be the political impact of that?

I guess it would depend on whether people believed him.

[pansypoo53219]

8. he was in a

FEMA camp.

[Obamanaut]

9. I think it was the "Rapture" and the rest of us were left behind. nt

[Democracyinkind]

10. It's clearly the MO of the Reptilians. nt

[Horse with no Name]

12. ....

[dysfunctional press]

13. i hope that he WAS...

that kind of claim would DEFINITELY put him out of the running in 2012.