What I'm Going To Do On My Summer Vacation. By Hissyspit.

[Hissyspit]

I'm going to hike the Appalachian Trail in Argentina where I will be writing a book about how evil it is to take federal taxpayer money to fix the schools of Black folks and clearing my head all by myself by having an affair with a woman whom has yet to be identified.

Be back in a week.

Probably won't have Internet access.

[Bolo Boffin]

1. Maybe a tweak to the eyelids as well? n/t

[bleever]

2. "Mr. Spit! Mr. Spit! Which airports will you be leaving cars at?"

:)

[Hissyspit]

5. I'm actually hoping someone will give me a ride to the airport.

[chill_wind]

7. LOL! :-)

[graywarrior]

3. LOL!

[Hissyspit]

6. The original subject line was going to say "Goodbye, DU!!!"

But then I thought that was kind of mean.

[eleny]

4. Don't forget to turn off your cell phone

:thumbsup:

[Hissyspit]

8. I'll hold a press conference when I get back.

[Solly Mack]

9. Bring me back a t-shirt, please, Guv'ner Flighty

[Hissyspit]

10. I will try to find one that says:

"I Went To Argentina To Get Laid And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt And Calls For My Resignation"

[Solly Mack]

11. LOLOL!!! Perfect!

[Ellipsis]

12. Excellent!