What weird sex acts did Sanford do in Argentina?

[harry_pothead]

Okay, both Dems and GOPs have affairs. When it's a Democrat that has an affair, the actual act is usually something reasonably related to ordinary sex. Maybe it's in an airplane lavatory or with a prostitute, but it's still regular sex. But when it's a Republican, you get into some weird shit like diapers or airport bathroom footsies or awkward emails to congressional pages or Dominican boys or meth exchanges.

So being that Sanford was a Republican, did he....

[Zynx]

1. I think I just vomitted in my mouth,

[KingFlorez]

2. I don't want to know

[MNDemNY]

3. Mistress in Nazi garb, gas masks, and butterscotch pudding.

[harry_pothead]

4. lol

you outdid me

[MNDemNY]

5. The truth is stranger than any fiction.