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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:44 PM
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It was better when Jimmy Swaggert did it!
Edited on Wed Jun-24-09 01:48 PM by dgibby
Sanford admits to affair. Apologizes to everyone on earth and in Heaven. Asks for forgiveness. Resigns as Chairman of Rep. Governor's Assoc.

Now taking questions:

Q:Are you and your wife separated? A: Depends on what you mean by separated. (Now he's emulating Clinton.)

Rambling: "I spent the last 5 days crying in Argentina."

Q: Did you intentionally mislead your staff? A: It's my fault. I talked about hiking the App. Trail.

Q: Are you going to resign as Gov? A: crickets. Walked away from the mic.

Presser over. Sanford choked up several times. Looks like hell. The mistress is from Argentinia.



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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:46 PM
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1. Nobody beats Jimmy. nt
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tridim Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:48 PM
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2. Is Sanford a fundy?
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:51 PM
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3. Episcopalian. n/t.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 01:54 PM
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4. I would like to point out that I called it!!!
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dgibby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 02:05 PM
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5. Damn, you're good!
I was going with mental breakdown. He is soooooo strange.
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Marr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 02:21 PM
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6. Thank you, thank you.
I would like to thank my manager and so forth.
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Kahuna Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jun-24-09 03:01 PM
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7. If he was crying, he was doing so in the sun. That's a mahvelous tan
he's sporting.
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