marylanddem
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:44 PM
Original message |
Rep. Gingrey keeps a 44 magnum under his pillow every night. |
|
He just said this on msnbc. unfuckingbelievable.
|
Ian David
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:45 PM
Response to Original message |
1. In case his wife tries to have sex with him? n/t |
Donnachaidh
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:46 PM
Response to Reply #1 |
4. Probably afraid of his constituents |
|
Many of whom have lost good jobs, while he kisses Rush's ass and does NOTHING for them.
|
YOY
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:46 PM
Response to Original message |
2. Because black homosexual muslims with books by Darwin invade fat white assholes' houses. |
fascisthunter
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:01 PM
Response to Reply #2 |
tridim
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:46 PM
Response to Original message |
MADem
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:46 PM
Response to Original message |
5. You'll shoot your EYE out!!!!!! |
jmowreader
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 05:09 PM
Response to Reply #5 |
24. I wish he'd shoot his DICK off |
|
Call it a pubic service--the fewer Republicans we have reproducing, the better off we are.
|
hatrack
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:47 PM
Response to Original message |
6. In case Teh Gays leap through the window, bearing Perrier, Judy Garland DVDs and dildos? |
YOY
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #6 |
8. black muslim gays with books at that dear Hatrack! |
xchrom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:49 PM
Response to Reply #6 |
10. there's a problem with that? -- sounds like my christmas wish list. nt |
|
Edited on Wed Jun-24-09 03:50 PM by xchrom
|
Glorfindel
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:53 PM
Response to Reply #10 |
|
None of this good stuff ever happens to me! :hi:
|
xchrom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 06:19 PM
Response to Reply #11 |
Ikonoklast
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:56 PM
Response to Reply #10 |
21. But in your case, you'd get Newt Gingrich breaking through a window. |
|
We never seem to get what we want.
|
xchrom
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 06:18 PM
Response to Reply #21 |
|
:scared:
pervs NEVER get a break.
|
applexcore
(496 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:49 PM
Response to Original message |
|
Well, kind of if it's actually under his pillow, but both my brother (a policeman) and my dad (who lived by himself for a long time) have a pistol right under the edge of their beds.
However, I did fully enjoy watching him get owned.
|
rurallib
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:49 PM
Response to Original message |
9. Several years ago I read where accidental suicide happens |
|
when keeping a gun under the pillow. Seems that when the phone rings, some folks pull out the gun and put the barrel to their ear thinking it is the phone. Then, when they can't hear they pull the trigger thinking it will up the volume.
|
anigbrowl
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:20 PM
Response to Reply #9 |
19. that'd be one of them urban legends, I think. |
sharp_stick
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 03:56 PM
Response to Original message |
|
shoot someone, have the bullet pass through a couple of walls and kill one of his kids, then go outside and kill someone else walking down the street.
These paranoid nutjobs just keep on showing up. I'm surprised he's not too afraid to leave his cozy gated community to vote in the House.
|
fascisthunter
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:02 PM
Response to Original message |
14. this man may be a candidate for the Darwin Award |
HarvardMed
(46 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:02 PM
Response to Original message |
15. Isn't that a little dangerous |
|
What if he accidentally shoots himself while asleep?
|
ColbertWatcher
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:07 PM
Response to Original message |
16. Is "44 magnum under the pillow" another GOP euphemism (like hiking the Appalachian Trail)? n/t |
no_hypocrisy
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:08 PM
Response to Original message |
17. That should keep the nightmares away. |
pscot
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:18 PM
Response to Original message |
|
He probably uses Hoppe's gun oil as a sex lube.
|
Zomby Woof
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:25 PM
Response to Original message |
20. Does that punk feel lucky? |
Ikonoklast
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 04:58 PM
Response to Original message |
|
But if he does have such a large-caliber, loaded revolver under his pillow at night he is an idiot of the first water.
|
old mark
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 05:07 PM
Response to Original message |
23. You know, I owned several S&W 44 magnum revolvers, and if you actually fired |
|
one in a dark room you would immediately go blind and deaf - the fireball from the muzzle would make you unable to see for at least a minute or so, and the sound of firing one in a closed room would be undescribable. They are very fine revolvers, and there are lots of them available used because a lot of guys bought them after they saw "Dirty Harry", and thought they were really cool till they shot it and realized it is a fucking cannon.....Many of the used .44 mags have only a few rounds fired through them.
(I have my eye on one right now.....)
mark
|
WonderGrunion
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Wed Jun-24-09 05:40 PM
Response to Original message |
25. That makes him 7x more likely to be killed by a 44 magnum than I. |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Thu May 02nd 2024, 06:01 PM
Response to Original message |