Ok, I'm curious now

[Hydra]

How many people really believe that there is anyone in the Republican party that is part of and happy in a "traditional marriage"? The list is getting rather long of closet gays, adulterers, prostitute seekers, page molesters and various others.

Edit:

Add multiple divorcees to the list as well, as pointed out by Hfojvt

[Tangerine LaBamba]

1. Bobby Jindal

He's too dim to cheat............

[ColbertWatcher]

5. You betcha! n/t

[panader0]

2. As with all repression

when you break out, you go all the way.

[Journeyman]

3. I imagine there are some -- probably easy to find, too. . .

just look for those who are not being total blowhards about their virtues and fidelity. Among that lot ( small as it may prove to be) there may be a few who are happy with who they are. Of course, this beggars the question, 'Why bother to look for a prize so small? It's not like they'd be a diamond in the rough. More like a pearl among swine.'

[hfojvt]

4. you know that people like my brother-in-law are in the Republican Party, right?

You didn't say anything about divorces though.

[Hydra]

6. That's entirely true

I did forget the multiple divorces. Is your brother-in-law a decent Repub? We have a few where I am, but they should really be Dems, but can't run that way and expect to win in this state.