Elvis to Michael:

[islandmkl]

"Damn, Michael...welcome to the Promised Land...what took you so long?"

the two gods of rock/pop sales (and Michael definitely established his stake for the title of King of Pop)...both had remarkably similar career paths...

neither was my favorite, but they were among the best, the standard-setters, a very select group...RIP, Michael...I hope you have found some peace...

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

1. Actually, I think it's pretty much an established fact...

that Elvis had sex with underage minors.

Jackson was acquitted.

[Orrex]

2. And somehow Jerry Lee Lewis walks free

[rurallib]

5. I believe at the time Jerry Lee was perfectly legal for where he lived

IIRC no one in the US said much, but he toured England and they had a snit.
Not defending him, just saying at the time it was not a big deal.

[Orrex]

6. On the plus side, his wife will be old enough to drive next September

[rurallib]

8. Jerry Lee got the nickname "Killer" for the mysterious deaths

of some Mrses Lewis.
And his 1st cousin was Jimmy Swaggert just to add to the bio.

[Fla_Democrat]

4. Wasn't that

Jerry Lee Lewis? :shrug:

[DemocratSinceBirth]

11. Who's The Minor?

Elvis' relationship with a fifteen year old Priscilla was unusual but she wrote in her autobiography they never had intercourse until she was of legal age. And there was never anything clandestine about their relationship.

[Commie Pinko Dirtbag]

3. s/Promised Land/our Home Planet/

Have you not watched MIB?

[dbonds]

7. Elvis to Micheal

What the hell were you doing with my daughter!!!!!

[charlie]

9. John to Michael and Elvis

Imagine there's no heaven.

*poof*

[islandmkl]

10. ...perfect....

:thumbsup: