DainBramaged
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:22 AM
Original message |
Day 6, Michael Jackson is still dead, and Elvis has left the building |
|
I always wondered why Elvis impersonators made such a great living (or just had so much fun)impersonating THE KING, but know I understand. You could be big, small, Asian or African-American as long as you had 'the look' and could sing a lick.
With Michael Jackson, you'd have to put on white-face makeup and tow around a bunch of kids. (Rimshot)
|
TheCowsCameHome
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:24 AM
Response to Original message |
1. Slimming down to 112 will be harder than what the Elvis imitators do |
DainBramaged
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:26 AM
Response to Reply #1 |
3. You could be 300+ pounds and get away with being an Elvis impersonator |
|
plus there is simply the style of singing. I'm not a fan of either, but Elvis was groundbreaking Michael Jackson simply knew how to choreograph.
|
TheCowsCameHome
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:30 AM
Response to Reply #3 |
5. Very true on all counts. |
ThomWV
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:26 AM
Response to Original message |
2. It is pleasing to also note that Twitter seems to have one foot in the grave as well |
SpiralHawk
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:29 AM
Response to Original message |
4. "I wonder what's up with OJ?" - Corporate Blow-dry Knee-bent Media Propagana Pimps |
|
Edited on Tue Jun-30-09 08:30 AM by SpiralHawk
'nuf said.
|
Vickers
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:31 AM
Response to Original message |
|
...try it sometime!
:spank:
|
walkaway
(725 posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:32 AM
Response to Original message |
7. It's not easy impersonating Michael Jackson when you have a nose. |
|
Edited on Tue Jun-30-09 08:33 AM by walkaway
You can moonwalk all day long but that's a dead give away.
|
KharmaTrain
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:33 AM
Response to Original message |
8. A New Cottage Industry Is Born... |
|
I've already claimed to have been the first person to have seen Jacko at a Dunkin Donuts. My daughter says she saw him with Elvis on a UFO. I'm sure our local 4th of July committee is fevrishly looking for a Jacko to join the Elvis and Neil Diamond impersonators.
Just wait...we still haven't had the funeral.
|
SunsetDreams
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 08:35 AM
Response to Original message |
|
Edited on Tue Jun-30-09 08:38 AM by SunsetDreams
:puke: :thumbsdown:
|
Captain Hilts
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 09:50 AM
Response to Original message |
10. ...and Susan Boyle's coming to the USA. |
|
Being a singer must suck on many levels.
Ringo Starr said it was better to be a Beatle because when the chaos got ramped up, you had your peeps around you. Elvis did it all alone.
|
edbermac
(1000+ posts)
Send PM |
Profile |
Ignore
|
Tue Jun-30-09 10:25 AM
Response to Original message |
11. Yeah but Abe Vigoda is still alive! |
DU
AdBot (1000+ posts) |
Tue May 07th 2024, 10:57 PM
Response to Original message |