Funeral Set For TV Pitchman Billy Mays, but wait - there's MORE

[The Straight Story]

Funeral Set For TV Pitchman Billy Mays
Television Personality Likely Had Heart Attack


MCKEES ROCKS, Pa. -- The funeral for television product pitchman Billy Mays will be held Friday in the Pittsburgh suburb where he was born and raised.

VIDEO: 911 Call Released

The funeral Mass for Mays will be 9:30 a.m. Friday at St. Mary Church in McKees Rocks.

Mays was found dead by his wife in their Tampa condominium on Sunday.

A medical examiner said Mays likely died of a heart attack, though tests results are pending.

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"Admission to funeral is 19.95, but reserve a spot now and we will throw in oxy casket and head stone cleaner at no additional cost, don't let your loved ones go under without it."

RIP Billy :)

[walkaway]

1. Mourn now because we can't keep this offer open all night.

R.I.P. Mr. Mays

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2. Zombie operators are standing by, call now!

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

7. And Order before this thread ends

and we will throw in 2 SHAM WOW's Free!

[Contrary1]

3. Pallbearers are standing by...

to take your palls. :)

Rest in peace Mr. Mays.

[customerserviceguy]

4. Heart attack?

I thought it might be a chemical reaction to the combination of Oxycontin and OxiClean.

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5. Would that be called an oxy moron?

:rofl:

[scarletwoman]

6. And, in other world news tonight: Michael Jackson is still dead.

[Kadie]

8. Did you see this?

RIP Billy