George Bush is a saint.

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(I just got this joke mailed to me from my father-in-law)

Bush wanted to use a local church for a photo op. Bush's advance
person said to the pastor, "We will make a $10,000 contribution to
your church if, during your introduction of Bush, you say he is a
saint." The pastor agreed to do so and accepted the $10,000
contribution. When the pastor introduced Bush before a nationally
televised audience, the pastor said: "George Bush is a petty,
self-absorbed hypocrite and nitwit. He stole the 2000 election. He has
polarized the country. He has politicized science. He lied about his
military record. He invaded a country for oil and had the gall to
land on an aircraft carrier and pose before a banner stating 'Mission
Accomplished.' He continues to blur the line between church and state.
Cronyism and corruption are rampant in his administration. He is the
worst example of a Christian I've ever personally known. But, compared
to Dick Cheney, George Bush is a saint.

(edited for minor spelling error in joke)

[Kerrytravelers]

1. Bwwwwaaaaahhhhh !!!!!!!! **snort**

:rofl:

[Kikosexy2]

7. Thank you..

for the joke of the day....hahahahahahahaha!....

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14. I posted another one, down thread. Pretty funny, too nt

[karlrschneider]

2. Don't know if I should laugh or cry.

:silly: :donut:

[SammyWinstonJack]

3. Damn!

:rofl:

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5. I thought is was worthy of posting here...Feel free to "add a joke to the thread"

[cassiepriam]

4. I need a laugh this week.

But yes, don't know whether to laugh or cry.

K and R

[rubberducky]

6. Perfect!

[walldude]

8. LOL.. that is so going out in my next e-mail

K&R

[malaise]

9. Funny but true

:rofl: :rofl:

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10. How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

How many members of the Bush administration does it take to change a light bulb?

1. One to deny that a light bulb needs to be changed;

2. One to attack the patriotism of anyone who says the light bulb needs to be changed;

3. One to blame Clinton for burning out the light bulb;

4. One to arrange the invasion of a country rumored to have a secret stockpile of light bulbs;

5. One to give a billion dollar no-bid contract to Halliburton for the new light bulb;

6. One to arrange a photograph of Bush, dressed as a janitor, standing on a step ladder under the banner: Light Bulb Change Accomplished;

7. One administration insider to resign and write a book documenting in detail how Bush was literally in the dark;

8. One to viciously smear #7;

9. One surrogate to campaign on TV and at rallies on how George Bush has had a strong light-bulb-changing policy all along;

10. And finally one to confuse Americans about the difference between screwing a light bulb and screwing the country.

[Dervill Crow]

12. Excellent!

:rofl:

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18. 1 more light bulb joke...

Q: How many Bush Administration officials does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. There is nothing wrong with the light bulb; it's conditions are improving every day. Any reports of its lack of incandescence are delusional spin from the liberal media. That light bulb has served honorably, and anything you say undermines the lighting effect. Why do you hate freedom?

[NormanYorkstein]

11. sending this to everyone I know right now ...

:)

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17. Maybe you could help send it to the greatest page, with a Recommend?

[Dervill Crow]

13. Wonderful!

:rofl:

[crappyjazz]

15. Bwahahahahahahahahahaha

now that is worth repeating LOL

:rofl:

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16. This thread is leading the pack in...

:rofl:

[Rainbowreflect]

19. Thanks for the laugh!

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20. No problem. nt