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StefanX Donating Member (801 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:38 PM
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Gonzales: "I've got 1 foot in the DoJ, 1 foot out the door, and 1 in my mouth!" (GRAPHIC -- FUNNY!)
Edited on Mon Apr-09-07 04:52 PM by StefanX


http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/4/8/112527/3131

Evidently, Gonzales is having so much difficulty keeping track of his lies, even his Republican buddies "coaching" him are giving up in exasperation. McJoan at DailyKos has this quote via MSNBC:

"Attorney General Alberto Gonzales has virtually wiped his public schedule clean to bone up for his long-awaited April 17 testimony before the Senate Judiciary Committee—a session widely seen as a crucial test as to whether he will survive the U.S. attorney mess. But even his own closest advisers are nervous about whether he is up to the task. At a recent "prep" for a prospective Sunday talk-show interview, Gonzales's performance was so poor that top aides scrapped any live appearances. During the March 23 session in the A.G.'s conference room, Gonzales was grilled by a team of top aides and advisers—including former Republican National Committee chair Ed Gillespie and former White House lawyer Tim Flanigan—about what he knew about the plan to fire seven U.S. attorneys last fall. But Gonzales kept contradicting himself and "getting his timeline confused," said one participant who asked not to be identified talking about a private meeting."

http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2007/4/9/154846/9305

And Christy at Firedoglake speculates that the Sunday show Gonzales canceled out on may have been Meet the Press:

http://www.firedoglake.com/2007/04/09/the-very-model/

Jeez, the guy is such a mess he can't even get out his message to BFF Tim Russert?

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durtee librul Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:43 PM
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1. He forgot the one up his ass
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katty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:45 PM
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2. yeah!!
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johnaries Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:46 PM
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3. That;'s not his foot - it's his head..... nt
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live love laugh Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:47 PM
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4. Booohoooo. Poor GONEzalass. n/t
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Jack Rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:48 PM
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5. Gonzlaes joking about stress positions isn't funny
That doesn't require further comment, does it?
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madokie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-09-07 04:49 PM
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6. sorry gonzAllaSS I don't feel sorry for you
Edited on Mon Apr-09-07 04:49 PM by madokie
I've never liked your sorry ass anyway and can only barely listen to your voice, which kinda sounds like his parts never dropped way back there when
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