FREEPTURDS, where are the certified certificates of birth for the following people?

[DainBramaged]

1. Ronald Reagan

2. William Kristol

3. Sarah Palin

4. Sean Hannity

5. Ann Coulter

6. Glenn Beck

They don't look like REAL Americans to me.


Until provided, we will petition their employers that they should not be allowed to work until they produce their REAL birth certificates ('cept for Ronnie, he can stay dead, and Winky Palin, she can stay quitted).


That is all.

[cliffordu]

1. I wanna see the reagan death cert. I'm not sure he was ever truly alive.

See: Zombie Reagan

[ginnyinWI]

2. And Lou Dobbs.

Seems to me a guy with that much of an obsession about illegal aliens must be projecting--must be guilty of it himself! ;)

[47of74]

3. While we are at it, I would like RimJob to produce a certified copy of HIS birth certificate!

[Rex]

4. Don't forget Lou "I lost my mind" Dobbs.

His ass needs to be top 3.

[DainBramaged]

6. I found his birth certificate

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=389&topic_id=6206640&mesg_id=6206841

[Rex]

7. Good, someone alert the pressessess!

:)

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

5. I'm not aware of a Constitutional requirement for 2-6. Did I miss something?

This crap is silly why keep bringing it up.

[orleans]

8. simple. if their green cards have expired then lou dobbs would want us to

deport them.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

10. Are you asking for their green cards or birth certificates?

[orleans]

13. doesn't matter dave, i could be asking for their birthday cards

or demanding to see any saved candles from a childhood birthday cake. if they can't produce some sort of evidence that they blew out candles on a cake then they are probably not from this planet and they should be sent home via spacecraft.

and the justification for my argument is only slightly more absurd than this pissing contest some freaks are having with obama.

[Fire_Medic_Dave]

14. That's what I said.

[orleans]

9. look? hell, they certainly don't act like "real americans."

hence, they must not be *real* americans.

[IggleDoer]

11. How 'bout a certified marriage license for Sarah and Tawd?

Along with a birth certificate for Track or Truck, or whatever. Was Sarah with child when she got married? Watch her X-ian base heads explode.

[DainBramaged]

12. Good one, their heads will explode

[meegbear]

15. Ronald Reagan is, like, dead and stuff ...

so I don't think that one really matters.

[DainBramaged]

16. Yes it does, how do we know HE wasn't an Alien?