Birthers demand video proof of Obama's birth

[Hugabear]

SATIRE ALERT

Not satisfied with explanations over Obama's birth certificate, birthers are now demanding to see video proof of Obama being born on US soil. Glen Beck told his audience that not only does he want to see Obama's mother giving birth to him, but that Obama's father needs to be in the video holding up a copy of that day's local newspaper. "There's something awfully fishy about a man who doesn't have a video copy of his birth readily available," Beck snarled. "How do we know if he's even human? For all I know, he could be some alien baby whose spaceship crash landed in the Kenyan desert!" FAUX News sycophant Sean Hannity agreed. "I think Obama's trying to hide the fact that he's really a mutant alien from the Andromeda galaxy. I mean, if he won't produce a video with a closeup of him coming out of his mother's vagina, and if his father doesn't have a copy of the local paper, then how can we trust this man?"

It was pointed out to Glen Beck that Obama's mother is a US citizen, and according to the US Constitution that would automatically mean Obama is a citizen regardless of where he was born. Beck then spit on the reporter's shirt, punched him in the face, and screamed "I DON'T GIVE A FLYING FUCK ABOUT WHAT THE CONSTITUTION SAYS, THE MAN IS A FUCKING N-----R".

[CreekDog]

1. If you buy those Dean Martin DVD's they throw the Obama birth one in free

:think:

[liberal N proud]

2. I don't think they allowed video cameras in the delivery then

In fact the father probably wasn't even allowed in those days.

These people will never shut up.

[RebelOne]

5. That's not for real. It's satire. n/t

[CreekDog]

6. you can't blame him for mistaking satire for the real thing

when it comes to those nutjobs.

[TrogL]

3. Videotape systems were about the size of the refrigerator those days

...and only TV stations owned them. People shot home movies on 8mm film.

[Hugabear]

4. Um, it's satire...

Read the whole thing... :)

[CreekDog]

7. Read the WHOLE post??? Are you freaking crazy???

I will forget what i was going to say in response to the title if I have to wade through a whole freakin paragraph!

:wtf: :banghead:

:evilgrin:

[mad about saffron]

8. LOL...those zany birthers! n/t

[damntexdem]

9. Wow, I don't have a video copy of my birth, so I must be awfully fishy.

By the way, when did Glen Beck post the video proof of his birth? I missed that.