When asked how we get the two journalists who were imprisoned in North Korea home, the indomitable Mr. Morris replied, “I don’t know, I don’t know, maybe they don’t come home.” A lesser man would not have been so brave with other’s lives, but not the steely eyed, Morris. “Titanium balls,” he calls himself. See, Laura Ling and Euna Lee who both work for Current TV should just suck it up. Wrong place, wrong time.
Tough shit.
Morris may have made a career out of being wrong, back stabbing and selling advise to the highest bidder, but it’s all part of higher purpose he’s set for himself. To quash the rumors that he is the unfortunate result of the very un-erotic coupling between Tinky Winky and Jabba the Hut. And the subsequent rumor that he developed abandonment issues when Jabba left him at a young age.
And proving he is his own man has never been easier for Puddin as is it now that there is such an easily identifiable enemy afoot. He said that the crazies in Montana who want to kill ATF agents because of the UN, “Well, they’re beginning to have a case.” Because of Obama, you understand. He knows that Obama will be the downfall of this country with all of his socialist tendencies – and he knows this just as surely he knew that Katrina would lift Bush’s approval ratings to the soaring heights of September 2001.
Good thing Fox pundits aren’t scored for accuracy. For them, anyway.
So, how do we help this American treasure in his quest to prove his manhood? He certainly is owed something for all he’s done to, em, I mean for, our country. We could set up a fund to pay for a lifetime of for-pay toe sucking. But he has money. We could cheer every time his predictions turn out to be completely wrong. But who has that much time? Or, we could do the right thing and let the world’s thugs, terrorists, despots and pirates know that Dick Morris is not afraid to take his chances with them. Next time he’s in Africa or Asia selling bad advise, go ahead and take him. He’s not afraid.
Here is Dick in all his glory:
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