"Freedom from homosexuality through the power of Jesus Christ."

[Roon]

http://www.9news.com/news/article.aspx?storyid=121163&provider=top&catid=188

[Orrex]

1. Jesus is so hawt.

[CreekDog]

2. well maybe Jesus is not allowing his power to be used to change homosexuals

which would be one explanation for why it doesn't seem to work.

:shrug:

[Kievan Rus]

3. More "pray away the gay" nonsense

Don't these wingnuts realize that it doesn't work?

[LAGC]

5. It "works" for the bisexuals.

Those who can actually choose between same-sex and opposite-sex attractions. Of course, it means suppressing a good part their natural desires...

[BlooInBloo]

16. No, it doesn't work in any sense. It's just more difficult to tell that it fails epically.

[Avalux]

4. Tell that to Ted Haggard. He knows Jesus can't do shit.

:eyes:

[Kievan Rus]

18. Ted Haggard's story is sad

I saw the documentary about him on HBO and felt pretty bad for the conundrum he's in.

[Avalux]

20. It's unfortunate.

Much the same way my ex-husband's story is unfortunate. He didn't live life as he should have (gay) and instead conformed to societal pressure and lived a lie. A lot of people got hurt.

[jobycom]

6. Some of those guys need to take their Jesus figurines and get a room.

They talk more sexual about Jesus than most people talk about their lovers.

[Sebastian Doyle]

14. The original founders of Exodus did exactly that.

Well, I don't know about the "Jesus figurines" part, but the two allegedly "ex" gay founders had to resign from the ministry when they fell in love......with each other.

[madeline_con]

27. You can't make this shit up. Now for an Exodus from Orlando. n/t

[RagAss]

7. Freedom from Jesus Christ through the power of having a brain !

[Eryemil]

9. Cheers n|t

[Hugabear]

15. +1

n/t

[KakistocracyHater]

8. Judges 1:19

Freedom from crazzyyy

[and-justice-for-all]

10. My homosexuality is freedom and no jeebus required. nt

[Stevenmarc]

11. In my Father's house there are many dwelling places.Who do you think God is going to get to decorate

[es466]

17. LOL -- I'm straight and that is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time -- kudos!

[mzteris]

12. why do they think

Jesus sent his disciples out in couples, then?

"And He called the twelve to Himself, and began to send them out two by two, and gave them power over unclean spirits." (Mark 6:7)

[Strong Atheist]

13. Recommended. Scumbags. Glad they are having

problems.


on them...

[spanone]

19. A "serious budget shortfall" at Focus on the Family ...music to my ears

[grantcart]

21. You see its just this failure in logic that just makes you wonder what they are thinking

1) The power of Jesus Christ = giving people the freedom from homosexuality


2) Homosexuality = is clearly gaining widespread acceptance and is on its way to become accepted in all parts of society (I mean even Cheney accepts it)

therefore the only conclusion you could have is

3) The power of Jesus Christ = is in serious decline.


They not only argue against their economic interests, they argue against their own religious ones as well.

[pipi_k]

22. Just a thought, but what if Jesus was gay?

It's possible, isn't it? I mean, always hanging out with all those guys.

Maybe that's why praying for Jesus to "cure" homosexuality doesn't work...because Jesus doesn't see anything wrong with homosexuality.

Boy, wouldn't that make the Jesusfreakazoidss rip their hair out... :7


For that matter, maybe God is gay too!


I'm gonna start a rumor...

:evilgrin:

[Union Yes]

26. Jesus was gay. Mark14:51- The ritual of Gethsamene. We now call it a gay orgy.

[pipi_k]

29. do the crazy biblethumping homosexual haters know about this???

I remember how foamy-mouthed they got over the movie "The Last Temptation of Christ"...

geez, you'd think they'd be happy it was a woman he was messing with...


they're just never happy, are they?

[madrchsod]

23. to bad they do`t know christ could`t give a shit what you are

......he just wants you to lead a life that does no harm to others.

rumor is that paul was gay....take that fundy assholes

[QC]

24. Is Donnie McClurkin back in the news? n/t

[Union Yes]

25. A man who got nailed to a cross has power?

[undeterred]

28. Did Jesus "cure the gay" in the New Testament?

No. I didn't think so. The thing about Jesus is that he apparently never married, which was unusual in his day. He hung around with a lot of men and that's who he chose for disciples. I'm not saying Jesus was gay, but there's no evidence of enthusiastic heterosexuality, so he isn't the guy I'd expect to provide the cure.