Caption this Sen. Grassley pic

[Kadie]

Sen. Charles Grassley, R-Iowa, answers a question from Sheryl Prather during a town meeting on health care reform Wednesday, Aug. 12, 2009 in Adel, Iowa.

[SemiCharmedQuark]

1. Note to Captioners: Remember that Grassley writes more incoherently than a LOL cat.

[muntrv]

2. "Government won't pull the plug on you. We'll leave that to the insurance companies."

[spanone]

3. ' because of this osama negro muslim president granny, your ass is grass.'

[SoCalDem]

4. "Chicken Dance with me, Charlie..you know you wanna"

[lonestarnot]

5. That old hen has her wings up in the air, and the only good that is going to do her is cool off her

pits. Before I even opened to look, I puked a little bit in my mouth. :puke:

[HopeHoops]

6. "With all due respect, fuck off, madam."

"I ain't gonna take no g'ol dang guvmint healthcare. And don't go messin' with mah Medicares."

[valerief]

7. "Of course, I wouldn't lie to you for millions of dollars." nt

[rurallib]

8. "You're fucking dead Lady. Luckily there's a couple plots left that I can let you

have for $25,000 right now!"

[ingac70]

9. What you talkin' 'bout, Willis? n/t

[no_hypocrisy]

10. I sent the child support check to you two weeks ago.

[Kadie]

12. ROFL!

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[spanone]

11. 'it's true ma'am, they will take your false teeth and put you on an ice floe, swear to god'

[GreatCaesarsGhost]

13. Senator, is that a pistol in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

[dhpgetsit]

14. Young man, if I had my rolling pin I'd make pudding out of your head!

[rug]

15. "What do you mean, 'It's mine!'?"

[NYC_SKP]

16. "Settle down or you'll be the first up before the Death Panel, madam."

:shrug:

[annm4peace]

"No ma'am, I swear I have never been to Somalia working with war lords"

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_mesg&forum=152&topic_id=26260&mesg_id=26260

Yeah, dictator of Somalia. It’s, to me, one of the scariest stories that I found in their archives. I was able to recreate this, because they dumped 600 boxes of papers in the Billy Graham archives. Siad Barre was a—not a likely candidate for Christian right recruitment, called himself a Koranic Marxist. But in the early ’80s, the Soviets had abandoned him. There had been a power shift between Somalia and Ethiopia. He was in the market for a new patron. And working through Senator Chuck Grassley, Republican of Iowa, of course still in office—

Indeed. And Grassley has been involved with the organization for quite some time, since the ’80s, when he traveled to Somalia to join Barre, Siad Barre, in prayer to Jesus. And he brought with him a defense contractor named Bill Brehm.

And Barre was a kind of a cynical character, as you might expect for a dictator. He was very clear. He says, “I’m willing to pray to Jesus, and here’s what I want in return.” He says, “I want my defense budget doubled.” He says, “I want meetings for my officials with the Reagan White House. And I want a sort of a hands-off policy while I crack down on some rebels.” Doug Coe, the leader of the group, wrote back, in essence, “Done, done and done.”

And when we look at history, so it was. And Barre used those weapons, supplied to him in part by the US, to wage a war of almost biblical proportion on his own people, from which Somalia has not recovered to this day. The Family doesn’t consider that a failure; they consider that God’s will for Somalia.

[Buzz Clik]

17. "You may be pissed off and scared now, mamma, but I ain't done!"

[Ian David]

18. "... And what will YOU do when Obama's robots come for you?

"... And what will YOU do when Obama's robots come for you? You keep the government OUT of my ROBOT INSURANCE!"

[Ian David]

19. "I'm sorry, Ma'am...

"I'm sorry, Ma'am... we did not call B-7. You do NOT have a Bingo."

[chollybocker]

20. 'Madam, when the Grim Reaper comes for you, I'd suggest...

...you kick him in the nuts.'

[depakid]

21. Grassley: I'm clueless and am embarrassing

What you think I ought to retire?

[stevedeshazer]

22. 'I've already hiked up my pants, lady.'

When your man-boobs sag over your waistline, it's over.

[Kadie]

23. .

morning :kick:

Wonderful captions as usual!!!


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