So where's the 'Whitey Tape'?

[Sub Atomic]

You'd think that those uber-sleuths over at the RNC would have been able to fabricate one by now.

And how about that crystal freak Sinclair? Didn't he have a tape of drug-fueled gay sex in the back of a limo between him and Obama?

Please don't tell me that those fine, upstanding, proud patriot Republicans lied about those things!

[Old and In the Way]

1. If Obama would release his long form birth certificate,

these questions would be answered.

:rofl:

[madeline_con]

7. Maybe Obama's having trouble finding it.

I've looked all over the house for mine. :shrug:

[Syrinx]

2. a long time ago

But she was actually saying "Why'd he?" instead of "whitey."

[BlooInBloo]

3. I thought that was Clinton supporters?

[Dinger]

4. Sorry To Be The One To Tell You, But they Did Lie

Sorry, had to do it.

[Sub Atomic]

5. You have GOT to be shitting me.

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Dinger]

6. I Wouldn't Shit You,

You're my favorite turd:)

No offense; my Grandpa used to say this to me. I loved him dearly.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

8. Where's the one of Obama strangling grandma?

:sarcasm:

[Sub Atomic]

9. He strangled Grandma immediately after he snuffed Terri Schiavo.