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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:30 PM
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I opened a portal to hell just now...
The horrors inside are unimaginable and frightening!!!

The Coultergeist and the monster malkin that lurkes therein, with their poltergeist of lies and doppelgangers of deceit.

Oh the horrors of lies that are written in blood upon the walls: "Dems Health care bills will increase US abortions", "How about a National Conversation on Race Hoaxes?"..ahhhhh!!! words scream off the walls "Bond pushes Obama to reveal interrogation successes", "When the going gets tough- Vacation at the vineyard" and then it bled "Cox, Prejean, Barletta to be honored."

I have seen the third level of hell, it is called Human Events: the national conservative weekly!! A rag I would not even use to wipe my ass.
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:36 PM
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1. Was that you then?
I thought the whiff of sulphur that I detected had an altogether different source. Thanks for clearing that up.
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Skink Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:40 PM
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2. A Bold Fresh Piece of ....is what is in there.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:33 PM
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8. It was the rag I opened!! I am so sorry...
The fundi left it for the other fundi to read, I never looked inside until now.

all I usually see are bits and pieces of it, I got a full face of flame, I think it burned my eye brows off.
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Birthmark Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Aug-13-09 05:23 AM
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10. You have my admiration.
A lesser person would've just blamed it on the dog.

Was tempted to do it myself.
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Interloper Donating Member (102 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:41 PM
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3. Smokey
Smokey Bear Turns 65, Denied Retirement, and His Healthcare Canceled!

Job Outsourced to a call Center in India! Yes, this is HELL.....
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alfredo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:48 PM
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4. I tried wiping with it and it gave me a nasty rash.
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AnnInLa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:51 PM
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5. I have seen this too
unfortunately on the desks of 2 detectives in our local PD. It was revolting, and so off-the-wall, that I looked at those detectives in a whole new horrifying way. And I couldn't say a damn thing as it was a sensitive situation, and we needed their help. But God, you wouldn't believe that filth.
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and-justice-for-all Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:34 PM
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9. I believe it...let me tell ya...LOL..nt
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inatrans2003 Donating Member (21 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 10:58 PM
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6. Please answer for me one question.
I am a hugh fan of Cspan. Lately Ann Coulter have been on this station almost every day, in one form or another. Question: What is the connection?
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kirby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Aug-12-09 11:19 PM
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7. Hmm.
She spoke at some Young Republican event. I saw it replayed on c-span twice. And they played her episode of Afterwards on BookTV.

Too much for me, I had to turn the channel.
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