I've been wondering--How do you get onto a Death Panel?

[Jackpine Radical]

Is it a full-time job? Is it paid or volunteer? I kinda think I'd like the work, if the hours and pay are OK.

[joeybee12]

1. Join the Republican party...n/t

[Taverner]

2. Its like the Selective Service panel - except with cookies

[Curtland1015]

3. It's done "Hollywood Squares" style.

B and C list actors mostly.

With Shadow Stevens in the bottom right square.

[FirstLight]

16. Perfect!

:thumbsup:

now that's funny!

[RagAss]

25. Yup... Charles Nelson Riley to block....

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_TYtL3iq-5_8/R7RFwsfKIqI/AAAAAAAAA10/x3Bxg8W3zUY/s320/charles+nelson+reilly.jpg

[countingbluecars]

4. Apply for the job

at a health insurance company.

[Bluerthanblue]

12. ding..ding..ding....

:hi:

[Morning Dew]

5. Participate in a thread like the one referenced below. Join the Death Panel!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x2193781

DU's own pizza delivering death panel.

[jbnow]

6. The Angel of Death makes the selection. If a cold boney

finger taps on your shoulder you might get an interview

[SteppingRazor]

7. I assume you have to be dead first. Or at least brain dead. n/t

[PA Democrat]

8. I hear Cigna, United HealthCare, and Aetna are taking applications.

Some of them will even pay you a bonus for killing off the highest number of sick policy holders.

[MidwestTransplant]

13. They offer the most steady work in this field.

[SCantiGOP]

9. I've already sent in my application

I can't wait: Senator DeMint, you're next. Please try to justify your miserable existence to the panel.

[peace frog]

10. Gosh, do ya think they're hiring?

Cuz I know a bunch of godless commie pinko liberal scumbags who want to apply!

[Jackpine Radical]

11. See? I knew I qualified.

[HopeHoops]

14. Apply for a job at an insurance company.

Those are the death panels.

[FarCenter]

15. It will probably pay only $5 / day like jury duty

But you will be doing a public service.

[Turbineguy]

17. I wonder if you can choose

who gets the benefit of your thoughtful consideration.

For example: Grover Norquist's Death panel.

"Sorry, no treatment for you! Oh, and no pain killers either!"

[Jackpine Radical]

20. That would be the whole point, as far as I'm concerned.

I don't think we should just be waiting for them to turn up sick. We need to be proactive.

[chollybocker]

21. "We need to be proactive."

lol! :thumbsup: O/P, J-Rad. :)

[scarletwoman]

31. Your qualifications are beyond question. You're already killing me.

:rofl:

[undeterred]

18. There's going to be a tv show called American Death Panel

Auditions coming to Wisconsin in September. You have to stand up in front of Rahm Emanuel, Max Baucus, and Regina Benjamin and make a case for your qualifications to be a judge of who lives and who dies.

[Hippo_Tron]

19. I think somebody needs to ask Sarah Palin that question

[chollybocker]

22. First, you have to join Union 666....

The fees are steep, but the annual B-b-q is hot, hot, HOT!

[Catshrink]

24. Will you watch it!

That was one of the secret provisions of Project X. Now you've gone and blown it.

[chollybocker]

28. Don't worry; the invitations are still in Limbo.

;)

[Catshrink]

30. I sure hope you're right....

You could get bumped off the project, ya know.

[BlooInBloo]

23. You have to quit American Idot...

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/andy-borowitz/paula-abdul-appointed-to_b_258443.html

[scarletwoman]

26. It's very important that you dress correctly for your job interview,

in order to make a good impression.

sw

[Jackpine Radical]

32. Aw Jeez, looks like I'm gonna have to lose weight

if I'm sposed to look decent in an outfit like that. I mean, that model looks downright anorexic.

[scarletwoman]

33. Don't be silly. The color black is very slimming.

:)

[Jackpine Radical]

36. Wow, you're right.

I put on a black turtleneck this evening & lost 8 lb. already.

[zeos3]

27. Here. Dr Peeno WAS on a death panel.

Check out her testimony from 1996.

[Posteritatis]

29. Klingon style. You gotta find one and apply some death to a current member. (nt)

[Cleita]

34. Maybe Madeline or Operations can help you out or Nikkita.

The only death panel who ordered cancellations seemed to have been in fiction.

[Contrary1]

35. Is it like American Idol?

Candidates up for death get to perform for the viewers' votes. Last one standing gets the same insurance plan Congress critters get, and their miserable life is spared, even if they don't want it to be.