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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:18 AM
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Katy Abrams, you and I gotta talk.
Edited on Fri Aug-14-09 12:27 AM by Hello_Kitty
(This is my attempt at a Nance Greggs-style rant. Admittedly I don't have half her intellect or wit, but I'm going to take a stab at this because there's something about Katy that reminds me of, well, me. This is why my 'rant' may contain a bit more self-disclosure, TMI if you will, than something Nance would write.)

Dear Katy,


Like you, I wasn't terribly interested in politics before age 35, though that may be where our similarities end. Prior to that I led a pretty interesting and independent life. After high school I joined the Navy. I stayed in for 10 years and saw some great parts of the world. The restless part of my soul loved the travel and the frequent change of venue that the military offered. The part of me that's kinda rebellious never adjusted too well to the rigid discipline but I muddled through. At the end of my last hitch I decided the desert was calling to me so I took a discharge and a tech job in Arizona. I spent the first 6 years in Phoenix being a carefree single gal. I clubbed and shopped and sipped martinis at the cool night spots. I did the internet dating thing. A Sex and the City type of existence was what I aspired to, albeit minus the disposable income and Manhattan zip code. I was too cool (so I thought) to be interested in politics.

I did lean liberal for a few reasons. One was that I was very pro-gay rights and I thought the military's policy on gays was utterly stupid. I befriended several closeted gay shipmates in the Navy and could never understand why they had to live in constant fear of exposure, since they were doing a good job and were assets to the unit. It was for this reason (among others) that I was one of the few in my units who voted for Clinton, both times. My burgeoning liberalism was also enhanced by the enormous popularity of Rush Limbaugh on armed forces radio in the 90s. I don't know about you, Katy, but there are only so many times I can hear a fat douchebag opine about how the "feminazis" are making it difficult for him to harass women before I start to think, "Ya know, this guy is a douchebag. Moreover, anyone who's a fan of his is probably as big a douchebag." YMMV, of course.

Anyhoo, about 6 years ago, when I'd just turned 35, I started doing a lot of websurfing on my night shift job. I found myself gravitating to foreign news sources. I began to realize that the story we'd been told about the war wasn't true. It had smelled like bullshit to me from the beginning but, like you, I wanted to trust my government. Yeah, I know. I was a dumbass. I decided I needed to do something, anything, and ended up at a John Kerry meetup. The rest is (personal) history. Like you, I "woke up". I've been a gung-ho political activist ever since.

Enough about me, let's talk about YOU. How is it that you ended up being the spokesmodel of a bunch of bitter creepy old assholes who are pissed because the black guy won? Seriously, are you that hard up for attention? Just so you know, when they talk about wanting to return to America under the Founding Fathers, it's not about some lofty principle of freedom and candy and ponies for everyone. They mean back to aspects like not letting women vote or own property. How would you like living in that America, Katy? What was really astonishing was how blase you were when Lawrence O'Donnell asked you about the war during your interview with him. Let me get this straight, Katy: You ignored politics your entire life. You ignored the war. You ignored tax cuts to billionaires. You ignored Katrina. But oh sweet Baby Jesus some people who don't look like you MIGHT get some health care! Well hold the fucking phone because now here comes Katy!! Are you shitting me? THAT'S what made you decide "I have to do something!"? I've had to watch the clip of that interview several times (thanks DUers for posting it) because I can't wrap my mind around you. I mean, on some levels I can. Like I said, you kinda remind me of me. I recognize in you my own naivete and passion from 6 years ago. Mostly I just can't believe what a thoughtless asshole you are.

But hey, I don't judge you for waiting so long to get in the game. I'd be the last person to do that. But I gotta tell ya, you got some messed up priorities. You're giving us gals who got involved at age 35 a bad name, and I don't appreciate it.

H_K
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:24 AM
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1. Katy was too busy being a cheerleader
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:31 AM
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2. The hagiography by her prom date is bad enough
But the comments section is just vomit-worthy. :puke:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:38 AM
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3. dja think hubby got the implants for her, or is that how she got him?
inquiring minds and all
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:43 AM
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4. Those may not be implants
I've put on a few lbs since my youth and have gone from a small C cup to DDs. I'm thinking that's what happened with Katy. At any rate, I don't give a shit what she's done with her body. I'm sad that she's wasting her mind on these teabagging losers.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:59 AM
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8. trust me....
to go into detailed explanation would reveal the depths of my shallowness, but rest assured her current appendages aren't real

I haven't much better to do, anyway, other than read the comments at the link.

like this one:

fregan says:
Well, now, I hope we hear more from this young lady. We need to hear how she doesn’t know what her family’s income is because hew husband pays the bills etc. That she used to sit with her father and watch the Teevee after 9/11 but she didn’t really care about it because she was getting married. We need to hear her real opinions about stuff because she is really pretty and hot and way younger than Sarah Palin and not as rehearsed and really simple and not afraid that people think she’s brainless because as long as she’s real we’ll sit and listen to her say words because well, look at her, man. Look how cute she looked in her cheerleading outfit and how dare Larry O’Donnell show that he’s smarter about politics and stuff just because he’s older and went to college and had a career in politics and she’s ONLY 35 years old? How rude and condescending. Not like Justin who seems to be carrying a high school boy-crush on one of the cheerleaders becasue he was a geek then and isn’t now.

........

lots of good ones like that. it's about 50-50, I'd say, and the ones yelling at the libs/defending Katy are, for the most part, as brainless as she is, therefor pretty entertaining, as well
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fregan Donating Member (1 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:11 PM
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20. Hey that's me.
Funny to see my post here. Thought that no one ever reads them. Just type away putting thoughts into words. Thx.
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beac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:19 PM
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21. Welcome to DU!
I think your words will fit in quite well around here.

:hi:
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:56 AM
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7. She is a messenger for the prophet Glenn Beck (comment inside)
Too funny!!!

"I shall keep listening to Glen Beck for the truth for he is a true prophet in these end times. Katy has delivered his message to the people."

In these end times!

:rofl:
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:02 AM
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10. har dee....I was going to put that one up, but I got diverted by some other shiny object
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Stephanie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:11 AM
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12. Were you searching "implants" when you turned that up?
Admit it.
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:39 AM
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15. it's even worse than that, I'm afraid. I've been reading R. Crumb's Handbook
Sam and Katy's respective morphologies immediately led me to this:

http://www.google.com/search?q=r+crumb+big+ass&sourceid=ie7&rls=com.microsoft:en-US&ie=utf8&oe=utf8

expert googler (I meant to ask how you came up with that meetup stuff, cause I was googling her myself and couldn't find anything good at all) that you are, you'll understand how that douchebag site eventually tangentialized

that's why I love the google:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DarxCXq206o

ps...only watched a few seconds; just liked the title. hard to go wrong with the D-word, si? just axe Jon Stewart
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Hello_Kitty Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:15 AM
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13. Oh god I have to admit I am fascinated by that site!
Literally HOURS of cheap entertainment. I always knew there are plenty of beautiful women in the world, but who KNEW there are so many douchebags??
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:43 AM
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16. amen...it's a real trainwreck. the question that just leaps to mind, though, and
perhaps you can help with this:

how on earth do these, uh....well, you know....get girls to have anything at all to do with them in the first place? they sure don't look like they're rich, and most of them are not so much in the looks department, either, so WTF gives?

did you read donkeydouche's response? that alone makes the site worth the visit
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 02:04 AM
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18. so long....immersing myself in
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NYC_SKP Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:47 AM
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5. Bravo!
Not that she'd comprehend your words, but I appreciate your sentiments.

:toast:
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BlooInBloo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 12:52 AM
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6. :))))
And your writing can/will develop and take on more/different/cooler overtones the more you do it. If you like it, keep doing it. Don't worry about where you're *at* with it (especially not by comparison with others) - it grows, and is yours.
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:00 AM
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9. I think Katy saw her chance to be another Joe the Plumber/Dumb homophobe beauty queen ...
... and become famous for being an asshole, as they have become famous.

She wouldn't know a Founding Father from a hole in the ground.
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Justitia Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:06 AM
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11. Katy, name some founding fathers. Better yet, who WROTE the Constitution & when?
Edited on Fri Aug-14-09 01:07 AM by Justitia
'cuz you are ALL ABOUT the Constitution aren't ya? You betcha.

So, tell me alllll about it.

Dumbass. :dunce: (Katy, that is)
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gauguin57 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:18 AM
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14. And, further, Katy ... what in the hell is the connection between healthcare reform & constitution?
I mean, what aspect of healthcare reform that has been proposed or discussed is in opposition to the Constitution? Katy, you're talking out of your ass. And you need to get that fixed ... you're supposed to engage your brain and talk out of your mouth. And to get it fixed, you'll need health insurance. So you should be for healthcare reform!
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Gabi Hayes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 01:54 AM
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17. here's hubby Sam outside the Townhall, I think. does he qualify as a DB?
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Berry Cool Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-14-09 10:02 AM
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19. Why worry? Katy won't last.
She doesn't really have the stomach for this. She's kinda like the person who runs in to the supermarket one day just to get some item they ran out of, and as she walks in is stopped and told "CONGRATULATIONS! YOU ARE OUR TEN MILLIONTH CUSTOMER!!!!!" And she has to spend the rest of the day getting prizes laid on her and being paraded around doing publicity for the store rather than getting back home to finish her recipe for which she ran out of sugar. It's all very nice, but the truth is, she just wants to leave. Her kids are due home in a few minutes, she can feel a headache coming on and it's the first day of her period. And truth be told, she doesn't usually shop at this store, it just happened to be close by and she thought she could run in and run out.

You can see it in her whole demeanor. Merely by trying to become "politically aware" and ending up swallowing a few of the right's most cherished lies about health care reform, she's become what they think is going to be their health-care version of Cindy Sheehan: just an average, everyday mom who is fed up and ready to become an avenging angel for their cause. So Central Republican Casting has taken over and gotten her booked on all the shows, and tried to coach their Eliza Do-little into a fair lady. But it's not gonna work, because truth be told, Eliza doesn't WANT to become a lady now. She just wants to be left alone.

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