Friday's Fever's Fired and Fed. Please come CAPTION . . . Mr. Potato Head!!!!

[skip fox]

Head Wreck is saying: "(a look of disbelief) Stimulus money to universities???? (owl-eyed to camera) They gotta be kiddin'!!!! . . . It's a joke, right???? (narrows eyes and feigns his proximity to an idea) . . . Hell, it's the universities that got us into all this mess. . . . (stands behind an imaginary lectern) . . . Why I'll bet every one of those bankers and stock market swindlers had (pauses, makes air quotes) college educations!!! . . . Geez!. . . . (sighs as though instructing a stupid and diffident child) We don't' need more colleges . . . (puffs fat chest out) "We need to get rid of ALL OF THEM!!!"

[goclark]

1. Off Deep, deep end

Did he graduate from elementary school?

[skip fox]

2. "And you know why my ratings are up, while those of my potty-mouthed

competitors is down, don't you?? . . . Who could imagine watching those stupid, open-faced clowns spewing fat stinking turds and whipping their bums all over the language???? . . . Geez, it makes me shudder (holds self in arms feigning shudder) just to think of listening to the septic sewage that's flowing up their talk pipes and into America's living rooms, making the whole world smell like the hot poopy guts of roadkill, making me want to puke dead lizards and stuff!!! . . . . Why they come to me is exactly the opposite: for my humble wisdom and ELEVATED DICTION!!!"

[FSogol]

3. Glen Beck = Mental Sewage n/t

[dixiegrrrrl]

4. " You make me lose one more sponsor and I'm gonna scrunch you, 6 times"

btw...I have been going to his EX sponsors website and thanking them for taking their ads off his show.

Bet if a whole bunch of us did that..............

Whadda say?

[skip fox]

5. good idea

The answer to how he can get away with his trash (my captions are only slightly exaggerating) is: we let him.