Subway perv's defense to judge: 'My private parts fell out'

[Liberal_in_LA]

hooray for cell phone cameras. This has happened before - women catching flashers in the act, leading to arrests

Subway perv's defense to judge: 'My private parts fell out'

After telling cops "My private parts fell out," subway pervert Kevin Bishop was hauled in front of a Manhattan judge Friday.

The 44-year-old grandfather was slapped with a misdemeanor public lewdness charge and faces 90 days in jail after a Harlem woman snapped pictures of him allegedly masturbating on a northbound No. 3 train.

"That's me in the pictures, my private parts fell out," Bishop told cops, according to court documents. "I looked down and it was out, it just popped out. I was trying to put it back."

Bishop was nabbed Thursday, six days after he allegedly victimized Celeana White, who works as an administrative specialist for the FBI and who took the photos of him on her cell phone at about 4:45 p.m



Read more: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/ny_crime/2009/08/14/2009-08-14_subway_pervs_defense_to_cops_my_private_parts_fell_out.html#ixzz0OB4VKcQj

[kirby]

1. The Janet Jackson defense...

Wardrobe malfunction. Whoops!

[Captain Hilts]

4. WHOOMP!!! - 'Der it is! nt

[YOY]

2. Happens to us all sometimes.

n.t.

[HopeHoops]

3. I HATE when that happens

Actually, I usually do it intentionally.

[dembotoz]

5. jarod got arrested???--even after he lost all that weight????

[musette_sf]

6. hollaback at its finest!

[BattyDem]

7. "I was sittin' there, minding my own business ..."

"and it just fell out! I couldn't believe it! It's like it had a mind of it's own or something. You know, it was a bit stuffy in that subway car ... maybe it wanted some air." :shrug:

:eyes:

[loyalkydem]

8. How can

No, I'm not going to go there at all.

[BattyDem]

10. LOL!

I bet you're thinking the same thing I'm thinking. :rofl:


edited: spelling error :blush:

[loyalkydem]

14. It seems I was

I wanted to but then again I'm going to behave.

[MineralMan]

9. Yet another moron exposing his shortcomings...

[Soylent Brice]

11. from the article: "Cops said Bishop's rap sheet totals 64 arrests."

and only a $1,500 bail.

:crazy:

[BurtWorm]

12. 'I was just rehearsing a scene from Puppetry of the Penis.'

[dolphindance]

13. Women don't understand what it's like to be a man and horny all the time.

Some sensitivity to the issue would help. This man needs counseling, not jail time.

[City Lights]

15. He took it out.

JERRY: (confused) He what?

ELAINE: He took (blows on her glasses twice to clean them) it out.

JERRY: He took what out?

ELAINE: It.

JERRY: He took It, Out?

ELAINE: Yessiree Bob.

JERRY: He couldn't.

ELAINE: He did.

JERRY: (motions of making out) Well you were involved in some sort of amorous...

ELAINE: Noooo.

JERRY: You mean he just

ELAINE: Yes.

JERRY: Are you sure?

ELAINE: Oh quite.

[BattyDem]

16. ROFL!

:rofl:


One thing is true ... no matter what situation we encounter, there's ALWAYS a Seinfeld episode that relates to it! B-)

[City Lights]

19. Indeed!

An episode for every occasion! :fistbump:

[lurky]

17. I love cellphone cams!

"He said/She said" is now "He said/She presented photographic evidence."

:rofl:

[Jkid]

18. What?!

It's impossible that your "private parts" can fall out. Just fine the person or order him to pay restitution to the victim.

[Viper Mad]

20. So did Celeana get an eyeful....or an -eyeful-?

:evilgrin: