The town hallers should REALLY make a stand against socialism!

[Curtland1015]

We all know how brave and smart they are! They KNOW Obama's socialist health care plan will RUIN THE COUNTRY!

Why? Socialism! Only a communist likes socialism! It's un-American!!!

While protesting against socialist health care is a good start, I say to REALLY get their anti-socialism message across, they need to go all the way! Really show them socialism is bad!

The next time one of their houses is on fire, flat out REFUSE to call the fire department! Fire protection is socialism at it's worst! Imagine, any old loser can get the fire department to save their homes and families! What left wing nut job came up with this!? I say enough! Don't let the liberals win! Let you house burn to the ground to prove a point!

But that's not all! How about the next time someone threatens to beat the crap out of you, let them! What left wing crackpot calls the SOCIALIST POLICE FORCE for help? The next time you are in peril, simply accept your ass kicking like a REAL AMERICAN! Someone break into your home? Let 'em! Someone steal your TV? More power to them! To the victor go the spoils! Survival of the fittest!

Hell, take it a step further than THAT! Go steal your NEIGHBORS television yourself! Then, at the trial, REFUSE your right to an attorney! Defend YOURSELF IN COURT! As the old saying goes "A man that defends himself in court is a genius!" Who are you going to trust, yourself or some pinko attorney!?

Don't drink city water! Don't go to public parks! Don't send things in the mail! Refuse to go to the library! Don't accept Medicare! Don't accept social security! Don't let the left wing socialist commie democrats win!

You are TRUE AMERICAN HEROES!!!

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The power is in your hands!

[rurallib]

1. The very first thing they should do is renounce their SSI and medicare

and by gawd! buy health insurance on the open market. Support those companies they are posing for!

[Lone_Star_Dem]

2. Also, don't use roads and public schools

They're all funded by the sweat of their neighbors brow. Oh, and that food they're eating? There's a good chance that some socialist program aided the farmer/rancher who grew/raised it.

[KingFlorez]

3. Here here!

Down with socialism!

[Joanne98]

4. And if you have a guvmit socialist job stand by your principles and QUIT!

[Johonny]

5. Some independent thinking would be a nice start

Nothing shows how against socialism you are then gathering in a group with similar interests and concerns and then forming a collective action group who's goal is to achieve through collective group action a social goal. To me this symbolizes how against socialism these people are.

[JaneQPublic]

6. Reminds me of an oldie but a goodie...

A Day in the Life of Joe Republican

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards. With his first swallow of water, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to ensure their safety and that they work as advertised.
All but $10 of his medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too.

He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for the laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks on the government-provided sidewalk to subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union.

If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

It is noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the Great Depression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime. Joe also forgets that his in addition to his federally subsidized student loans, he attended a state funded university.

Joe is home from work. He plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards to go along with the tax-payer funded roads.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans.

The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

He is happy to see his father, who is now retired. His father lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day. Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."