What Should Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book Be Titled?

[lame54]

I say

"CONFESSIONS OF A COMPLETE AND EVIL ASSHOLE"

[BlooInBloo]

1. "A Dick In The Whitehouse".

[Kaleko]

66. You Better Believe It - How to wreck a planet and get away with it.

[loyalkydem]

2. I got it

Take a dump on bush.

[RagAss]

3. "Undisclosed Locutions"

[kanrok]

20. Nice

My fave so far.

[ddeclue]

4. Luke.... I am your father...

:rofl:

[Beetwasher]

5. "Steal This Book"

n/t

[marmar]

6. Dick of Death.....

nt

[ejpoeta]

7. How I fleeced america and got away with it

[lame54]

8. Who the hell unrec'd this...

Dick is that you?

[Sanity Claws]

9. Life on the Dark Side

On Edit: changed in to on

[polichick]

10. "Why I'm Above The Law" nt

[LaydeeBug]

11. Shoot 'em in the face While I Shoot off at the mouth with Jeff Gannon, A Love Story. nt

[rhett o rick]

67. I am not sure what you are implying but there was never anything between Gannon and Cheney. nm

[Taverner]

12. Dick in the House!

[charlie]

13. Buy This Book or I'll Shoot You in the Face n/t

[WeDidIt]

14. IN YOUR FACE!

And have Cheney on the cover in a hunting outfit holding a shotgun.

[DJ13]

15. You dont know Dick

[louis-t]

16. "Why I Hate America"

or how I managed to kill hundreds of thousands and get richer at the same time while hiding.

[sarge43]

17. I HAVE MY EYE ON YOU: Mordor Days and Nights. n/t

[Aristus]

18. "Mug Shot".

B-)

[RobertDevereaux]

19. Above the Law and Beneath Contempt

[tabatha]

27. Good one.

[Jack Rabbit]

21. LIES by the Lying Liar Who Told Them

!!

[goclark]

22. SOB

[chaplainM]

23. Dickie Dearest

Edited to make the speliing more feminine.

[BlueIdaho]

24. "I eat your flesh, I drink your blood." nt.

[tabatha]

25. OUTING IS MY GAME

[earth mom]

26. "I DID IT and I COULD GIVE A FUCK-Confessions of a Sociopath"

Great thread btw! :evilgrin:

[baldguy]

28. "Tales From The Darkside"

[Faryn Balyncd]

42. seconded

[robertpaulsen]

29. Dicktatorship: How to Subvert the Constitution and Get Away With It!

[Joanne98]

30. EXPOSED DICK

[XemaSab]

31. Crouching Dick, Hidden Cheney

n/t

[awoke_in_2003]

32. "that I could be a human...

if I only had a heart"

[tekisui]

33. I'm Still A Dick

[spanone]

34. i'm a dick

[tj2001]

35. Sphincter Spills Secrets - by Dickhead

[earthside]

36. "Mein Kampf"? n/t

[crazy_vanilla]

37. a big, steaming pile of $h*t ... oh wait, that was the title of O'Riley's book

[zbdent]

38. "Leaving here feet first, without seeing the light of day as a free man"

[Aspca4ever]

39. Dick Cheney's Tell-All Book

DICK LESS & LOOKING
{for a penal implant}:woohoo:

[lolly]

40. "How to Shoot Friends and Interrogate People"

I think that was Bill Maher's suggestion--correct me if I'm wrong.

[Faryn Balyncd]

43. +++++

[intheflow]

68. self-delete

Posted in wrong place.

[TheCoxwain]

41. i heard this somewhere - How to shoot a friend in the face and get him to apologize to YOU.

[Recursion]

52. I do grudgingly admire the gangsta aspect of Dick Cheney

I mean, yeah: he shot a dude in the face, and the dude went on TV and apologized to him.

If that's not gangsta, I don't know what is.

[ThomWV]

44. Smile at the Speaking Dick

[jberryhill]

45. Charmin

[Faryn Balyncd]

46. "Dr. Strangeshoot: How I Learned to Hate America & Love the Dark."

[kirby]

47. Life as a Dick n/t

[Mrs. Overall]

48. "Lord of the Lies" or "The Dick is a Lousy Hunter"

Sorry, Carson!

[greguganus]

49. "Morbid Dick" n/t

[Recursion]

50. Redacted: The World's Shortest Book NT

[enid602]

51. ¨title

¨Buy This Fuckin´Book or Else I´ll Shoot Your Goddamn Face Full of Lead.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

53. The Blood Is The Life

"Listen to them. Children of the night. What music they make.

...I bid you velcome"

[jimshoes]

54. I Stole You Blind.

I Came, I Stole, I Laughed.
Suckers!
Next Time I'm Bringing The Hammer. (So I can get the stuff that's nailed down)

[burning rain]

55. "The Man Behind the Curtain."

.

[proteus_lives]

56. "Buy This Book or I'll Shoot You In the Face."

[timeforpeace]

61. The winner! But they're all good.

[CatWoman]

57. "How to shoot friends in the face

and influence people"

[DailyGrind51]

58. "Inglorious Basturd" to paraphrase a Quentin Tarantino movie title.

[Mz Pip]

59. HOW W SCREWED MY PRESIDENCY

and how he will live to regret it.

Cheney thought he could be in charge forever. His puppet turned out to be not so compliant in the end.

Unfortunately, they are both losers - CHeney for being a power hungry narcissist, and Bush for letting him get away with it.

[conspirator]

60. "So What? I did it because I can." nt

[ThatsMyBarack]

65. My idea was "So?"

I like yours better. :hi:

[rug]

62. Remembrance of Tortures Past.

[baldguy]

63. "To Serve Man"

obvious

[bunkerbuster1]

64. "So?"

Subtitle: "Why should I fucking care what you fucking think?"

[Lerkfish]

69. I SHOT A MAN IN THE FACE JUST TO KEEP HIM FROM SNORING!

[intheflow]

70. How to Shoot Friends and Influence Peddle

[conspirator]

79. That's a good one nt

[unblock]

71. DICK

kinda says it all, doesn't it?

[cynatnite]

72. Exposed: Dick in the White House. n/t

[WinkyDink]

73. I posted one elsewhere. Here's a second: "Be Glad I Didn't Shoot You."

[dgauss]

74. Evil: The Greatest Good

[CoffeeCat]

75. A Tale of Two Shitties: Bush and Me in the WH...

I think that says it all.

[pleah]

76. A Dick and a Bush.

:evilgrin: You had to ask.

[jmowreader]

77. "Don't Blame That Shit On Me, I Wasn't President"

[LeftishBrit]

78. I've given other suggestions elsewhere...

but how about:

"I Fought the Law and I Won"

"My Pet Goat" (about Bush)

"I've Horns and a Tail and I Stayed Out of Jail"

"Bringing the Vice into the Vice Presidency"

[Kablooie]

80. The Penis and the Pussy.

[TexasObserver]

81. "SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE ... and make them apologize"

... the memoirs of Richard "the Dick" Cheney

[Sparkly]

82. "Crime and (lack of) Punishment"

[Wizard777]

83. Go Fuck Yourself And Other Short Stories By Richard Cheney

The real deabte isn't over a title. The real debate is whether to place it in the fiction or nonfiction section of the stores.

:shrug:

[Polemicist]

84. F**K You, I'm Dick Cheney...

or, "How I Screwed America and Made Them Like It".

[conspirator]

85. "Pinocchio"? nt

[Swamp Rat]

86. "Confessions of a Mass Murderer: How to Exterminate a Million Iraqis, Steal Their Oil, and Get Away"

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

87. Scattered Pictures, of the Snarls we left Behind

Snarls we gave to one another, for the way we waterboard

[Edweird]

88. 'Go Fuck Yourself'

[BadGimp]

89. Hey America GO FUCK YOURSELF

eom

[conspirator]

90. "Nobody expects the dick inquisition" nt

[Monk06]

91. Dick Cheney - My Life as President of the United States of Me

[windoe]

92. Skull 'n Bonz Mutiny....

arg!!

[AwakeAtLast]

93. "How To Win Friends and Influence Sheeple"

:D

[Aspca4ever]

94. "I WAS THE PUPPET MASTER"

See how well my hand fits up ole G.W.B.'s arse hole....BRAAHHHHH

[Octafish]

95. Organ Grinder

[Budgies Revenge]

96. Dick : Uncut nt.

[eppur_se_muova]

97. "Still a Treasonous Bastard After All These Years" nt

[UTUSN]

98. FLUNKY: How a Lifetime as One Brought Me to Power

I sincerely believe that his crawling through the entrails of the bureaucracy and the top jobs of it showed him where all the loopholes were and how to get around all potential legal obstacles.

[csziggy]

99. "Fear and Loathing in DC"

(Apologies to Hunter Thompson)

[Fire1sKid]

100. THE DICK BEHIND THE BUSH

[Fire1sKid]

101. GIMME YOUR COUNTRY OR I'LL SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

[Fire1sKid]

102. THE DICK THAT FUCKED THE ENTIRE COUNTRY