The Very Angry Teabagger

[RobertSeattle]

My apologies to Eric Carle...

On Monday, he listened to Rush Limbaugh, but he was still angry.
On Tuesday, he watched Glenn Beck, but he was still angry.
On Wednesday, he read posts at right wing blogs, but he was still angry.
On Thursday, he went to a shooting range, but he was still angry.
On Friday, he wrapped himself in the flag, but he was still angry.
On Saturday, he ranted at a town hall meeting, but he was still angry.
On Sunday, he decided to do his own research and began to read and read.
And he read and he read, and he realized that his head and been filled with all kinds of falsehoods.
He wasn't angry anymore --- and he wasn't a much of a teabagger anymore.
He went to sleep.
When he woke up...
He became a beautiful liberal!

[angstlessk]

1. of course the world he woke up in had unicorns and rainbows

IF ONLY!!!!

[jimshoes]

2. Hey,

could happen. ;)

[Xipe Totec]

3. Q: What do you call an unemployed Republican?

A: A born again Democrat.

[Fire1]

7. Good one! n/t

[baldguy]

4. Nice story

but teabaggers don't read.

[lunatica]

5. Now he can get angry at the teabaggers

[timber84]

6. K&R nm