Towhall.com conspiracy theorist takes umbrage at being mocked by Wonkette for voodoo in WH rant

[BurtWorm]

Kristen Atkinson sent the following to Wonkette to scold them for mocking her "serious" concerns:

http://wonkette.com/410618/after-8-years-of-a-president-sent-by-god-to-lead-the-american-people-and-rescue-us-from-the-horrors-of-911-and-islamo-fascists-it-now-boils-down-to-this


from Kristen Atkinson <REDACTED>
...
date Thu, Aug 20, 2009 at 3:26 AM
subject my story

Dear Wonkette editors,

I posted a very serious article recently in Townhall.com about witchcraft in the White House, and later realized that your website had made a farce out of it. I saw that your staff and readers made a lot of extremely cruel comments about me and my story. Why are you people so rude? Does anybody take anything seriously anymore?

Do you really, truly, seriously think it is OK for a president to use a forged birth certificate? Do you actually believe it is appropriate for a man who was raised a Muslim to pretend he is a Christian and go to a church for 20 years with an anti-American preacher? Do you really want a president who was brainwashed by communists since he was a child, up through university, to hate America to be our president? Do you think that it is fine if a family member of the president defiles the White House with voodoo? Don’t you know what fate could befall our nation as a result of allowing Satanic forces to gather over the White House?

After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists, it now boils down to this? How incredibly tragic. You folks don’t really seem to understand the extreme peril that our nation confronts. Stop making fun of me. Take off your blinders! Wake up!

Respectfully, Kristen

[Robb]

1. Knowing nothing about this situation

...I still began laughing right here:

"I posted a very serious article recently in Townhall.com about witchcraft in the White House..."

:rofl: This is SERIES!!!11!

[rurallib]

11. Hope you held on for the grand finale:

"After 8 years of a president sent by God to lead the American people and rescue us from the horrors of 911 and Islamo-fascists......"

[Robb]

13. LOL... you know, I didn't.

...It's like the cannons in the 1812 Overture of idiocy. :D

[roguevalley]

36. she mocks witchcraft. sigh. she hates witches and muslims. that's

sad.

[DCKit]

37. Yeah, but she's got people thinking about Michele dressed as a Voodoo priestess... HAWT!!!

And she'd better shut up. I'm making serious coin right now selling fancy chickens to the (D) community for sacrifice.

Either this woman is a complete nutbag, or she's one of us and having a hell of a laugh at the expense of the TeaBirthers and all the other crazies out there.

[Cerridwen]

2. Meet yet another - dining room table.

What a waste of oxygen Kristen is.

[Peacetrain]

24. And a waste of skin..good grief what an idiot

[scheming daemons]

3. That email has to be a farce... no way can that be from a normal person

[ellie]

31. That is the first thing I thought of

No way that is a serious letter. Must go visit Wonkette now.

[Adelante]

4. Stop making fun of her

Who can help it?

[maddezmom]

30. she's off her rocker

but it's a bit scary in a way, :rofl: nah, it's funny. :hi:

[AspenRose]

5. If it's in TOWNHALL, it SHOULD be made fun of

Kristin needs a dose of Barney Frank upside the head.

[Spazito]

6. LOL! Kristen HAS TO BE a writer for The Onion.....

if not, they need to hire her right away!

:rofl:

[stranger81]

7. This HAS to be a joke.

I know there are a lot of stupid, gullible people out there, but this definitely takes the cake.

[rcrush]

8. What kind of conspriacy theorist believes fox news?

What kind of CT believes the official 9/11 story? She loves George Bush? Shes not a conspiracy theorist shes just a moran.

[The Magistrate]

9. Thank You For The Laugh, Sir!

Must now go slit the throat of a white chicken to see this wretch meets the fate she deserves...back soon!

"Soup's on!"

[GodlessBiker]

10. I don't think we've discovered enough extra-solar system planets to house these people.

[Critters2]

12. I suppose it's all a matter of degrees.

I know lots of DUers like to slap me around for being a Girardian Christian, think I'm "delusional". I pretty much feel the same way about anyone who can, with a straight face, write:

"Do you think that it is fine if a family member of the president defiles the White House with voodoo?"

I mean, seriously!


Now, I have to go find the article, to learn what constitutes "voodoo".

[csziggy]

14. Wow, completely insane, totally completely batshit insane

Words fail me.

How do these people function in normal society?

[blondeatlast]

15. "...pretend he was a Christian for 20 years..." Paranoia is a full-time job for some people,

apparently.

What a loon she is.

[charlie]

16. Wheee! Visit her corner at Townhall

http://atkinsonsadvice.blogtownhall.com/2009/08/15/witchcraft_in_the_white_house.thtml

and click the link for her bio on the left, see what you get.

She's a fiesty little wingnut. With a resume she'd rather finesse than reveal. Josephine the Plumber?

[mnhtnbb]

17. That is one of the funniest damn letters I've ever seen. Does she write for The Onion?

[blondeatlast]

18. "Stop making fun of me!" Um, Kristen, sweetie---don't post on the internet and you won't have

to be worried about being mocked for your dumbass, paranoid, PUBLIC diatribes.

[blogslut]

19. According to Kristen, Santeria is "African Voodoo"

I think Kristen needs a map.

[mnhtnbb]

20. You have to read the comments on the blog. Some are hilarious.

[blondeatlast]

22. I wanted to post but couldn't top anything already said! I'm dyin' here--must be that evil African

Santeria takin over me! :rofl:

[Birthmark]

21. Oh, Kristen is a treasure, isn't she?

Teh voodoo. Check.

Teh commies. Check.

Teh moooslins. Check.

Teh fake birth certificate. Check.

Teh crazy. Check, check, check, and check.

Now, let's just figure out a way to harness the power by colliding her with reality. It'll be he end of fossil fuels!!

[blondeatlast]

23. Just don't make fun of her, whatever you do. How dare we, have we

no shame about mocking batshit paranoid insanity posted on a well-known RRRW site?

I don't--you?

[Birthmark]

28. I'd never mock someone with a profound belief...

...in the phantasmagorical fantasies they dream up for themselves in a vain effort to explain the presence of a non-lily-white person in the White House. Such mocking would be funny, er, wrong...no, I was right the first time. It would be funny.

KRISTEN, VOODOO GHOST, 2 O'CLOCK!!

[LondonReign2]

25. Almost certainly a plant

Hilarious. But I think Townhall was spoofed and Wonkette ran with it. Her e-mail addy bounces, and if you follow the link through Freeturdville they have a picture of an activist with the same name fighting against global warming.

I vote a very very funny spoof.

On EDIT: And also its her one and only blog entry at Townhall.

[Kievan Rus]

26. I bet she sees black helicopters, too

[ProgressiveFool]

27. I often wonder if it hurts to be that stupid

or if it's just like being lightly stoned all the time.

[johnaries]

42. Obviously it hurts, which is why she is so angry all the time.

But she's too stupid to realize it's her fault and so blames it on others. Sad, really.

[cap]

29. I wonder how Kristen feels about Palin's exorcism by an African

minister ?

[sinkingfeeling]

32. Is she asking those questions about Ronnie Reagan? Didn't Nancy have star charts made up?

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[emulatorloo]

34. Thanks for posting this n/t

[cali]

35. Disrespectfully, Kristen honey, go fuck yourself with a rusty wrench

you delusional sick piece of shit. And that is an insult to shit.

[redqueen]

38. What voodoo? I wonder if she got pissed off about Sun Myung Moon's

reception in Congress.

[lunatica]

39. Comments from the idiocracy class

[ProgressiveFool]

40. Is this the wingnut Kristen that's actually a guy? /nt

[Orsino]

41. I just realized that you're posting about a post about a post...

...that isn't even real news.

And I was intrigued anyway. :blush: