Which new DU Hate Mail is your favorite?

[Zomby Woof]

I have to go with the epic poem which ties Caylee Anthony in with Obama the Anti-Christ and Acid Reflux Disease. :wtf: :rofl: :nuke: :crazy:

Well, it reads like an epic poem anyway. One written under the influence of PCP and acid (but not the kind which causes acid reflux).

:D

You can read them here if you haven't already:

http://journals.democraticunderground.com/top10/371

[Wickerman]

1. NO QUESTION ABOUT IT

BHO. BHO. BHO.


B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.
B. O. B. O. B. O.


BHO. BHO. BHO.




B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.

B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.

B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.

B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.

B. O. B. O. B. O.

BHO. BHO. BHO.

B. O. B. O. B. O.
BHO. BHO. BHO.


NO QUESTION
ABOUT IT!!

[Zomby Woof]

2. WINNIE THE POOH!

NOT CINDERELLA!

[gratuitous]

3. I flashed on Dr. Strangelove

As Peter Sellers' character looks over the late Gen. Ripper's note pad with POE and OPE scribbled all over it.

Yup, no question about it - mad as a hatter.

[mogster]

32. Can't stop laughing

Really, all the other hate mailbag posts are just common granite compared to this gem :D

[XemaSab]

38. 100% win right there

n/t

[Kerrytravelers]

4. I love the DU Response to this one:

From: Mark H------ <[e-mail]>
Subject: bakken

f_ck you demo bitch. I would like to hang you from the highest tree and watch your heals kick in the air. it's a nice thougt.


DU RESPONDS: I think it's so cute that you want to hang me from a tree but you're too polite to spell out the word "fuck."




:rofl:

[Zomby Woof]

11. The responses rate their own poll!

The one about the 14 year old and the liquor cabinet may get my vote. :D

[TokenQueer]

24. They do indeed! My personal favorite...

DU RESPONDS: I think you are totally wrong about that? And your Congressman will laugh in your face? And by the way question marks are supposed to go at the end of questions?

:rofl:

[EFerrari]

21. I think that's my favorite. lol

[Lemonwurst]

5. Just too many to pick a favorite...

For some reason, I just couldn't stop thinking about that Breaking The Law one, where the sender felt compelled to use question marks to close each sentence. Following a period, of course - because that's the surest way to clarify how your sentence should read. :shrug:

But there were just too many beauts here, including that last one which has to be (I hope) just a crazy-bad spoof from someone who doesn't understand the true craft of satire.

And apparently, "terroristic" is an adjective now. Good to know...

[TNDemo]

6. Where do you find the hate mail?

I must be missing it.

[Zomby Woof]

7. The link is in my OP

Did it not work? If not, try the DU Home Page - it has a link in the upper right corner, via a graphic.

[TNDemo]

15. Where can I usually find it on the site?

I looked for a button saying hate mail but didn't see it.

[Zomby Woof]

17. Go to DU Journals, and search for a user named "top10"

Which is a name created by the admins to make it easier. Then bookmark it. That is how I usually check it.

[Mystayya]

8. Wow- that last one was a piece of work.

The crazy was strong in that guy.

[AlienGirl]

9. Time Cube Guy meets Crackspider FTW!

[Zomby Woof]

12. ALIEN GIRL!!!!!

WOW! I haven't seen you since FOREVER. :hug:

[AlienGirl]

14. I know! Things have been weird

[Zomby Woof]

16. Is there any other way?

So many veteran DUers have fallen off the radar, that it is always a special surprise to see one pop up out of nowhere.

And in my thread too - bonus!

[AlienGirl]

18. Hey, I even had a real job for a while!

[Zomby Woof]

20. I had one of those once!

It always causes a disturbance in the space-time continuum when I do. x(

[Caliman73]

10. Could have been written by someone undergoing a psychotic break

My uncle has schizophrenia. That email took me back to my senior year in high school when he had one of his worst breaks. He wrote screeds just like that about the devil and the government working together. Also, when I was working in mental health there was a gentleman at our facility that wrote a 600 page book about how he traveled back in time and saved JFK, but the CIA killed him again.

Sad and fascinating how the mind works and tries to make narrative even when malfunctioning.

[AlienGirl]

13. Yeah, the loose associations sound like they are from a person in psychosis.

If that was written by someone not in psychosis, it's a great simulation.

[WolverineDG]

19. Pooh Bear blanket = proof Obama murdered Kaylee

poor kid, what did she do to deserve this on top of being offed by her mom? :cry:

dg

[Milspec]

22. The Calee one by far.

[Arkansas Granny]

23. Oh noes!!!!!!! 40 years ago I wrapped my first born in a Winnie the Pooh blanket.

I swear I didn't know about B. H. O. at the time. He's carried the mark of the beast all these years and I never knew. Will he get acid reflux as a result?

[Zomby Woof]

33. Only your female pastor knows for sure!

[Bettie]

40. At this very moment, my littlest boy is sleeping....

under a Winnie the Pooh blanket!

I placed the mark of the beast on my little guy....maybe that's why he growls all the time.

[WonderGrunion]

25. There is a certain pure elegance

to the insanity of the Caylee Anthony letter. You simply can't argue against because of their true believerism.

[NoGOPZone]

26. Harper's Bizarre is a funny one

Why would you send an email to people you think can't even read? That's what's 'bazaar'.

[snake in the grass]

27. I'm tempted to believe the Anti-Christ one is a Poe.

But, then again, never underestimate the crazy in these people. Never.

[4_TN_TITANS]

28. I had to go with 2,500 days...

for the sheer genius with which the writer sets themselves up for a massive deflating with the 2501 days reply.

[progressoid]

29. That's some kind of serious mental disease.

yikes.

[frogmarch]

30. Poohr Winnie!

bwahahahaha!

Holy crap, repukes are stupid! Some more than others, but they're all dumber than a bag of hammers. :silly:

[mogster]

31. This one

Unclear On The Concept

From: SD5 <[e-mail]>
Subject: Cannot post

I would like to know specifically what it was i did to be locked out from posting? Based on other posts I have read, I don't think I crossed any lines. THere is even a full topic where the OP is suggesting banning Repulblicans and ridding the world of them.

Just curious if Free Speech is alive and well.

My user name is SickofDummycrats.

Thanks for your time.

DU RESPONDS: :rofl:

Haha! But there are too many crazy-good ones to take a pick, really :D

[Chemisse]

36. That one is so cute!

He sounded so reasonable and polite, complete sentences and almost perfect spelling. I'm starting to feel for the guy. And then I got to his name. ROFL!

[TexasObserver]

34. DU RESPONDS:

"I think you are totally wrong about that? And your Congressman will laugh in your face? And by the way question marks are supposed to go at the end of questions?"

hahahahaha

Teh Stupid!!

[emdee]

35. That Anti-Christ Winnie-the-Pooh poem could be from my sister-in-law! .....

She sent RW emails just as crazy - and she's on the local school board.
emdee

[OneBlueSky]

37. just browsed 'em . . . and there's five minutes I won't get back . . . n/t

[Le Taz Hot]

39. Oh, goddess.

And to think these people breed and are most likely armed. :crazy: