irish.lambchop
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:01 PM
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What would your ideal Administration look like |
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and are there any cabinet positions you'd change the name of, abolish or merge with another?
1. President - 2. Vice President - 3. Secretary of State - 4. Secretary of Defense - 5. Secretary of the Treasury - 6. Secretary of the Interior - 7. Attorney General - 8. Secretary of Agriculture - 9. Secretary of Commerce - 10. Secretary of Labor - 11. Secretary of Health & Human Services - 12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. - 13. Secretary of Transportation - 14. Secretary of Energy - 15. Secretary of Homeland Security - 16. Secretary of Education - 17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs -
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:06 PM
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1. President - Chuck Norris 2. Vice President - Chuck Norris 3. Secretary of State - Chuck Norris 4. Secretary of Defense - Chuck Norris 5. Secretary of the Treasury - Chuck Norris 6. Secretary of the Interior - Chuck Norris 7. Attorney General - Chuck Noris 8. Secretary of Agriculture - Chuck Norris 9. Secretary of Commerce - Chuck Norris 10. Secretary of Labor - Chuck Norris 11. Secretary of Health & Human Services - Chuck Norris 12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. - Chuck Norris 13. Secretary of Transportation - Chuck Norris 14. Secretary of Energy - Chuck Norris 15. Secretary of Homeland Security - Chuck Norris 16. Secretary of Education - Chuck Norris 17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Chuck Norris
Just remember:
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris’ beard. There is only another fist.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:12 PM
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3. isn't Chuck Norris a Repub? |
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that raises the ick factor tenfold. :evilgrin:
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:13 PM
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4. "F*cking Chuck Norris!" |
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:47 PM
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can do all that why, oh why hasn't he found bin laden. I shall assume he's laced up his combat boots to hit the ground in Iraq and the rest of our troops will be able to come home!
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:06 PM
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Gore Obama Clark or State Hillary for Homeland Security (really) Edwards for HHS
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:21 PM
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5. I posted a thread like this a while back, but here were my picks: |
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Pres--Obama VP--Edwards Sec of State--Richardson SecDef--it can't be Wes Clark yet because of some rule, so Chuck Hagel Interior--Gore Attorney General--why not Fitzgerald? Veterans Affairs--I'll put Clark here Homeland Security--Hillary
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Thu Apr-12-07 05:24 PM
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Thu Apr-12-07 06:23 PM
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8. This is all I could think of at the moment |
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1. President - Al Gore 2. Vice President - John Edwards 3. Secretary of State - Gov. Bill Richardson 4. Secretary of Defense - Wes Clark 5. Secretary of the Treasury - Robert Reich 6. Secretary of the Interior - 7. Attorney General - Elliot Spitzer 8. Secretary of Agriculture - 9. Secretary of Commerce - 10. Secretary of Labor - 11. Secretary of Health & Human Services - 12. Secretary of Housing & Urban Dev. - Sen. Barbara Mikulski 13. Secretary of Transportation - 14. Secretary of Energy - 15. Secretary of Homeland Security - 16. Secretary of Education - 17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs - 18. Secretary of Peace - Rep. Dennis Kucinich
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Thu Apr-12-07 07:04 PM
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9. Not bad, can I add? #6 Bobby Kennedy jr. #10 David Bonior nt. |
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Thu Apr-12-07 07:51 PM
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* denotes combined departments
1. President - Al Gore
2. Vice President - Barrack Obama
3. Secretary of State - Nancy Pelosi
4. Secretary of Defense - Wes Clark
5. Secretary of the Treasury - Suze Orman
6. Secretary of the Interior - Graham Greene
7. Attorney General - Patrick Fitzgerald
8. Secretary of Agriculture - Willie Nelson
9. Secretary of Commerce - Brad Henry
10. Secretary of Labor - James Hoffa Jr.
12.*Secretary of Housing & Human Services- Martin Sheen
13.*Secretary of Transportation and Energy- Dennis Kucinich
15. Secretary of Homeland Security - John Murtha
16. Secretary of Education - Bernie Mack
17. Secretary of Veterans Affairs - Max Cleland
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